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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Who's a good boy?

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Pretty boy Hassian

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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this is an incredible map

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*throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you* *throws cheese at you*

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Glass spider web dress 🕷️ 🕸️

Made by @themoonsalibicollection

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Another pit fired piece! This little dragon came out so cool, it looks like it was carved of stone!

This, and many other pieces, will be available this Friday, 6/20 at 8pm!

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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I didn't want to mention it before they were loaded into the carriers. But today...

Is Vet Visit Day.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[everything-is-applepie]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine