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The Divine Loaf.

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I did come up with the name, though

I can't stop thinking about this

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I summon evil gnomes

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Long story short, I've come to make your life here 😈 hell 😈 on 😈 earth! 😈

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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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I mean, look at me, I'm like four feet tall, and you? You're like one of those really, very tall, tall horses.

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A difference between a good father and a bad father is how a good father feels absolute horror and regret when he realizes he forgot an important event, while a bad father wouldn't.

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Couch cuddles

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obligatory shamelessly horny stolitz 😎

standalone images under the cut

his legs are just so goddamn long it’s hard to fit him in there lmao

again mostly practice while i got the hang of procreate. horny practice lol. hope y’all like it ❤️

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shoutout to these stupid fucking promo pictures from tennant's doctor who cause they wanted cool action shots but the doctor never has any weapons so he's just stanced up like this all the time like he's about to grab ya

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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wholesome thread (src)

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🌕☁️ “Know that you are on my mind”

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I managed to do another short little drawing for Domestic Stolitz Week! The theme was arguing and making up.