Just you're everyday ace adult in a perpetual state of existential crisis who copes through fiction of all kinds. (Also @BookAdictArchiver on ao3 so I guess I sorta write)
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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
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This has to be the most beautiful thing one can say about a person
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on behalf of the asexual community I'd like to thank paul robalino for this screenshot
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I cannot stress enough, that Vic choosing to just spend a full year setting up a full force psychological assault on Sam that included FORGING A DEED TO HIS HOUSE AND MAKING HIM EAT SAND, instead of trying to win in any way was the greatest power-move I have ever seen.
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Vic during “One Year Later”: That’s a nice prompt you’ve got there, Sam, sure would be a shame if someone took it in the wildest direction possible to try and game the system. What’s that? You need to VFX in the fact that I’ve lost points? I wrote a whole musical
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Game Changer : Season 7, Episode 1 The Return of the King
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“Hey Elaine I need you to give me a few of Sam’s prized possessions and the deed to your house. Also can we set up a camera in your kitchen?” - Vic Michaelis at some point last year
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Isn't it interesting how Time doesn't really "pass"? Time simply is. It sits there, unmoving yet unyielding — like a landscape — while we stroll, sprint, and stumble through the vastness of it.
We often imagine Time as something that flows, something that slips through our fingers, but perhaps it's more like terrain: endless, constant, neutral and indifferent.
We chart our lives across it, measure change against it, and yet it remains untouched. We grow older, we move on, we leave things behind — but Time stays. It doesn't rush to outrun us or linger to comfort us.
And maybe that’s why it feels so elusive — because we expect it to move with us, and yet, it's motionless. Time doesn’t pass. We do.
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I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.
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The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
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Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?
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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
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I feel like I’ve seen this before, but in case it was a product of a fever dream I had recently I want to let you in on it.
Whenever I have a rough day I like to go read through the “Aliases” section on Kipperlilly Copperkettle’s Dimension 20 Wiki page

I truly think that her name was said wrong much more often than it was said right, especially by Adaine
Kristen really said “what are you, four dogs?” And that was it man, cursed to Wrong Name for the rest of the campaign
If anyone has done this already I’m Sorry, and do you want to come up with more Kipperlilly aliases together
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brennan lee mulligan decided to say 'one day, all your friends will find someone who they love more than you' on a random dnd live session while playing a stupid fucking puppet thing with a stupid fucking accent, and altered the wiring of my brain in horrific ways that can never be undone
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