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Stiles Stilinski stared at the black and white printed image in utter disbelief. "You've got to be kidding me," he muttered, running a hand through his already disheveled hair. "First, I shack up with a werewolf, then I nearly die every other week, and now...now this?" He looked around the exam room, as if expecting someone to jump out and yell 'Gotcha!'

"Okay, Stiles, think," he said to himself, pacing the small space. "This isn't the end of the world. It's just a...complication. A tiny, human-shaped complication." He paused, then snorted. "Only me. Only I could manage to get pregnant. What, is there a cosmic 'mess with Stiles' button somewhere?"

He took a deep breath, trying to steady his racing thoughts. "Right. First things first. Gotta tell Derek. He’s gonna freak. But in a good way. Hopefully. And then...well, we'll figure out the rest. We always do."

With a resolute nod, Stiles grabbed his phone and dialed Derek's number, muttering under his breath, "Just another day in the life of Stiles Stilinski: the boy who lived...and then got pregnant."

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Erica: You had sex with Stiles!?

Derek: In my defense, he tricked me.

Stiles: How did I trick you?

Derek: You said the only way to shut you up was to “fuck the annoying out of you” and yet here you are, still being annoying.

Stiles: In my defense, I was really confident in my theory. I still am, by the way, we should definitely try that again. For science.

Derek: …

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc

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Stiles: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Derek speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

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Uea was just?? Sitting in King’s apartment watching tv and eating popcorn?,? And then King got home and lay in Uea’s lap and they held hands??, and Uea fed him popcorn and King talked about problems with his family…. Neither of you know the definition of friends with benefits jesus fucking christ

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King 🤝🏻 Prapai

being whipped for a trauma riddled kid that keeps being rude to them

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I’m not crying, you are 😭😭

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true queer representation: queer teacher getting absolutely annihilated by the queer students

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this is how it went right

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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KINNPORSCHE (2022)

VegasPete + foreshadowing of their first time

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the hints were there all along.

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Porsche is getting there, Pete

KinnPorsche + text posts (pt.17/18)

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#shy boy 🥺 

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Payu: Don't get sick! I don't want to take care of you 😒

Rain: 😔 P'Payu I waited in the rain for you because I wanted you to be the first to know I got praised on my project-

Payu: .... I guess I will sit you in a bathtub, hug you and wash your body and kiss you. And take care of you. You can sleep here.

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“[the confession that I don’t dare to make but that I want him to know is right here on my body. Taking off what’s covering it is like taking away the guilt I feel towards him.]”