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me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

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so excited for brennan’s new endeavor

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REELING from the new murderbot short story. Instead of poor helpless Secunit (with big shoujo anime eyes) getting wallpinned by the big mean transport it was your respectable smart straight-A transport daughter getting hopelessly smitten with a gun-toting, intelligence-drone-using, leather deflection-jacket-wearing Bad Boy rogue Secunit. called Murderbot

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Thought tumblr would like this.

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Look I'm sorry to anyone who thought the Saja Boys were a real band, but it was obviously fake from the beginning.

Huntr/x has been doing this gimmick for years where they'll put on a performance and some actors dressed up like demons will "interrupt" it or get into some choreo fights on stage and stuff. If you're a fan you know, the demons usually symbolize things like industry corruption, Mira's struggle with her family, Rumi being in the closet, etc, and there's lots of hints and secret messages to the fans in what they're wearing or how they show up. Check out huntresx5evah on blsky they've got an extensive examination of the "demons" over the years and what the messages to the fans are.

In the concert before Golden was released, the demons were dressed like flight attendants. That was the indication that something new was about to take off. @/queenhuntrixdontmiss and I speculated that it was going to be a new single and low and behold, it was.

But then the live performance got cancelled. It's an open secret that Rumi was having vocal issues, so that was probably not planned. They needed to buy time for her to recover, so, enter the Saja Boys -- a fake band of guys really clearly pretending to be demons, they release ONE single, do a bunch of b-tier variety shows for a week, nearly all of their public appearances have Huntr/x right there, keeping the hype and energy up until Rumi can get her throat polyps removed and furthering the routine where Huntr/x are supposed to be secret demon hunters and the Saja Boys are supposed to be secret demons.

Then the whole thing culminates in the Golden live performance at the idol awards, the big act with Huntr/x fake "break up" and the subsequent theatrics to make it up to fans for failing the first Golden performance. Huntr/x takes their obligation to fans very seriously, I've no doubt that they all felt terrible about having to cancel, so a free show was the obvious recourse to try and make it up to people. And they pulled out all the stops!

But the Saja Boys were never real. I mean they got real guys to pretend to be a boy band and do the dancing and lip syncing obviously, but come on, most of them didn't even have names.

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This was inspired by this post!

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>Be Kris >Watch SOUL fail to play piano with your hands >Makes you, the piano god, look like a buffoon >Seething >Bring your TV to live >TV forces SOUL to play Guitar >Brace yourself for the fail >SOUL is Guitar God >Your hands are playing Through the Fire and Flames >WTF

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Hey guys so this is kind of fucking me up

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Something happened yesterday.

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My pet deltarune theory is that Kris w/o the SOUL & the SOUL are two halves of OG Kris instead of the player being a possessing entity. Admittedly i have no evidence for this other than the fact that it looks real painful when Kris pulls the SOUL out of their body. Seems like maybe that thing belongs there.

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whatever. go my susie

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SecUnit: I'm not going to kill you guys

Gurathin: bullshit it's lying it's going to murder us all

SecUnit: okay you got me I'm totally betraying you guys

Gurathin: bullshit it's lying it's going to save our lives

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a lonesome grieving mother is asking you to leave.

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let’s be existential with mama