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Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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Everyone talks about Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy being Crowley and Aziraphale's song, and while I whole heartedly agree with that, have you ever considered this:
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Fucking amazing, plus it's on the same album as Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy.
I also think this song is criminally underrated but let's not get into that
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A collection of Crowleys have slithered this way
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Season 3 prediction: Nina: Look, Crowley, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.
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queens
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Aziraphale: Where’s Jim?  Crowley: Around.  Aziraphale: Around?  Aziraphale: You don’t have any idea, do you?  Jim, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
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Crowley: What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?  Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?  Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!  Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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I want
What cuddling with aziraphale and Crowley would be like
This is really short, sorryyy
Do i need grammar for this? Yes or no? What makes it easier for y'all to read it?
Crowley would hold you in his arms spooning you from behind
You would lean back into his warm embrace as you hold the angel in your arms
Aziraphale would hold you back as well
You nuzzle your face into his chest as your arms are wrapped around him
Crowley runs his fingers through your hair muttering a soft "I don't hate you, never have, never will"
Aziraphale has that smile on his face that makes you just want to kiss him
you softly say "I love you guys, so much"
"I love you too, y/n" aziraphale softly speaks
Crowley presses soft kisses to the back of your head
Aziraphale gently kisses your forehead
They both love you so so much as you reciprocate those feelings to them with much love and affection
Aziraphale falls asleep first to which you gently kiss his cheek before leaning into Crowley's embrace and succumbing to sleep as well
Crowley wouldn't allow himself to fall asleep before you and aziraphale were safely asleep in his arms, one of his hands always rests on one of aziraphale's thighs as you're safely nestled between them so that Crowley will know if anything were to happen to you or aziraphale.
Aziraphale would keep you in his arms and one hand on Crowley's for the same reasons
The morning:
Aziraphale would wake first and get out of bed gently placing a soft kiss on both you and Crowley's foreheads before getting dressed and heading down to the kitchen and making breakfast for the three of you
Aziraphale then opens the book shop
Back with Crowley
You would eventually wake up before Crowley and would turn around in his arms placing a gentle kiss to his cheek
You then nestle into his chest and draw soft patterns on his chest as you listen to his soft snores
Crowley subconsciously tightens his grip around you
You eventually fall back asleep in his arms and after a while you and Crowley both wake up and go about your day with aziraphale...
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Crowley: I think humans should have glow stick juice injected in their bones when they’re born, that way if they break their bones, there’s a fun little surprise. Aziraphale: What’s the surprise? Crowley: Blood poisoning.
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I’m sure this has been done before, but this picture is literally them.
(…it was Aziraphale’s idea.)
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If s3 of good omens contains the song love of my life in any way shape or form i will simply pass away
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Crowley: Tell them off, angel! Assert yourself!  Aziraphale: That's my ice cream!  Crowley: Good! Now let them have it!!  Aziraphale, handing over the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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Im working in the next chapter of INEFFABLE BOYFRIENDS!!!
Dont panic, everything Will be Fine!
Hope you like the art :]
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Do you people not read the tags??? Disapointing
Aziraphale: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.  Crowley: Oh, you’ve been?  Aziraphale: Once. In Monopoly.
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god I fucking love strawberries
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Aziraphale: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.  Crowley: Oh, you’ve been?  Aziraphale: Once. In Monopoly.
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Crowley: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.  Aziraphale: You always act stupid.  Aziraphale: Aziraphale: Wait...
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