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Reblog if Kenny McCormick is (One Of) Your Comfort Character(s)! ☠️

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i’m treatin’ me right

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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

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fuck you.

*gives Kyle chronic knee and hip pain*

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we are forcing mike to discuss top 40 pop girlies in the groupchat #elderabuse

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Idea for a historical dark comedy, that would work just as well in so many different eras and places that I couldn't pick one:

A royal court where everyone is trying to murder the current ruler, but everyone's schemes just keep cancelling each other out. Everyone on the outside thinks that this period of rule is remarkably and unusually peaceful, but what are you going to do when someone's trying to kill the king with poison A, at the same time when someone else doused his drink with poison B, which are paradoxally antidotes for each other, and the third poison, extracted from a piece of supposedly cursed mouldy bread, is just antibiotic enough to treat the syphilis the king got from the courtesan who was sent to seduce him.

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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omg ill have to draw that tomorrow. mysterion eeveelution. mystereon.

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Did y'all hear about the blackout in Spain?

I was too busy not having internet connection to post about it.

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se fue la luz más de doce horas alexa pon el apagón de bad bunny

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By the way, if you've ever wondered what Spanish people are like, generally speaking, yesterday at the office, ten minutes into the Great Iberian Power Outage of 2025 — when we were just coming to realise that all of Madrid was down, then the entire region, then the entire country, and rumours said it was all of Europe — someone went, "Well, better drink the beer in the fridge before it gets lukewarm," and we cracked open some cans and went outside where people were already sitting in the sun and playing football and frisbee.

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yesterday was a day tbh

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People will tell you the opposite of this, but fuck keeping your characters at an emotional distance so you won't hesitate to do brutal things to them. Whether or not the book itself is good or bad as a whole, you've got to love your characters, and I'll always rather read a bad book from a writer who clearly loves the characters they write about, than a fine book by an author who's smug about being indifferent to them. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't be putting your characters in situations and through horrible torments. It should be more of a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of thing.

You should love your characters the way a bored labrador loves their favourite human's shoes. Nothing is more fun to chew to pieces.