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“We’ve got broken bones and tattered clothes, we’ve run out of time.”

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The Prozac brothers

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So I just found out Spiders George is real.

He's called Little Victorian Boy on tiktok and he genuinely eats about 3000 spiders a day.

He's one of these alpha men and he only wants to eat predators.

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In Kenny Dies what if Kenny wanted to see Stan so he could reassure him and tell him everything was gonna be okay because he knew Stan would have been spiraling but had no way to get to him, not cuz he wanted comfort or something

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there are two corners of the fandom that are weirdly ableist towards mac in two very different ways... sm people either fetishizing their disability to a fucked up degree or being uncomfortable with them expressing sexuality at all (while they dont complain abt other characters, like, man everyone seeing right thru you...), like can yall be normal about one of the few well-written disabled characters in the history of ever pls 😭

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List of random ass things in Tough Luck:

(you should totally keep asking me about them)

-Kyle has Mantle Cell Lymphoma (MCL). He was diagnosed at twenty and is now twenty five. The MCL briefly went into remission when he was twenty two but relapsed six months later

-Kyle is the proud owner of a bookstore called The Fox Den. Stan, Wendy, Cartman, Nichole, Jimmy, and Heidi also work there

-Craig and Kenny work at a garage together

-Kyle’s apartment is above The Fox Den, yet if he’s tired and it’s inconvenient, he refuses to go upstairs and nap. Guess who falls asleep behind the counter all the fucking time?

-Kyle does some of his most efficient work when his insomniac ass can’t sleep at night

-Craig always smells like engine oil or apples

-Craig is on his seventh Stripe

-Craig brings Kyle small bouquets of flowers, Kyle presses them to keep them preserved

-After Kyle passes, Craig keeps a bookshelf in his apartment of all Kyle’s favorite books. It’s very out of place in his modern looking apartment. It’s very foresty, decorated with fake plants and flowers alongside small animal trinkets

-Stan NEVER lets Kyle lift heavy boxes, which pisses Kyle off beyond belief

-Stan drives Kyle to chemo and the two of them yap and talk shit non stop

-If Kyle isn’t up to pulling up to work, Cartman will leave random items on the landing to his apartment to get his reaction

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Hear me out. Mac and Skips were online friends for god knows how long and just never told each other where they lived.

So imagine what happens when they pass each other on campus

anon i love this ask bc i was thinking abt that just now 😭

"based on my conclusions, you go to the same college as i do"

"oh yeah i saw you on campus. i just didnt mention it bc yk,,"

"YOU SAW ME ON CAMPUS???"

"...we go to graphic design together?"

"WHAT."

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hai twin !!!!!

chronic pain is kicking my ASS right now. chronic pain reader pls.., okay mwah i love you /p

if u broke ur leg it would distract u from ur chronic pain /j

꧁༺ date everything x chronic pain reader༻꧂

includes: mac, the hanks, lux (don’t boo me), barry styles, skips shadley

↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ mac

➘ tracks all ur flare ups for u so you can bring them up to your doctor (length of flare up, level of pain, where the pain is)

➘ tries their best to reduce the triggers of ur chronic pain (stress, overexerting yourself)

➘ if u think abt getting a mobility aid, they will absolutely help u research the best option for you. also rlly wants to help u decorate it if u do get one

➘ always telling u abt new clinical trials if u ever decide you want to try one (i feel like post realized mac would definitely do a clinical trial or two cause they want to be a substantial part of medicine or whatever tf)

➘ also chronic pain is not something they’re just finding out abt u. they’ve seen u spend hours at your computer trying to distract urself from the pain or researching abt it

⋆˙⟡♡ the hanks

𖣳 they definitely didn’t know what chronic pain was at first. i love these himbos but sometimes they’re too himbo.

𖣳 super understanding when u tell them tho. feels bad that they didn’t notice sooner (as if you spend all your time with your hangers pre realization (lets bffr u have clothes u need to hang up rn (me 2 dw))

𖣳 hank 3 tries brags to the other hanks that he can handle it the best cause he’s a doctor before hank 1 reminds him that no, you’re a brain surgeon.

𖣳 if u get chronic migraines (google says they count as chronic pain but idk, my body hurts a normal amount), they will definitely make sure hank 0 is far away from u cause babies are loud (and just kids in general)

𖣳 but if ur chill w hank 0, he is definitely being used as a distraction from ur pain

⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ lux

☀︎ lux would never say it but they definitely sympathize w u. they have chronic pain too so they def know what ur going through

☀︎ would silently give u tips on what they do when they have flare ups. like not just straight up tell u but drop it in passing conversation

☀︎ in true lux fashion, they would lowkey use it as engagement bait. “omg luxies my poor partner is having a flare up rn 💔💔”

☀︎ in private tho they would be really worried. maybe not as much as the other dateables, but worried nonetheless

˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ barry styles

✧ constantly checking up on u cause he keeps forgetting that he already did

✧ this also happens with other things. will bring you far too much pain meds because he honestly forgot he already brought you some. feels really bad when you tell him that he already brought u some. (“darling, i can’t find the heating pad!” “you already gave it to me, barry.” “i did?”)

✧ on days that u can’t get out of bed, he will definitely just lay with you and try out different makeup looks on you to keep you entertained

✧ definitely bedazzles any mobility aids. do not put it past this man to spend an entire week gluing on tiny rhinestones onto ur walker/cane/wheelchair.

⋆₊ ♱ skips shadley

☠︎︎ also knew abt ur chronic pain before he was realized. has sent many a time with you pre realization when the lights where too much for u to handle so u would just sit in darkness

☠︎︎ heard online that massages can help so he always offers them

☠︎︎ takes u to physical therapy and roots u on the whole time, takes you out to get a sweet treat afterwards

☠︎︎ always makes sure ur prescriptions are filled so that you never have to worry abt them

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Any skips and lux shippers in the club—

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intersex lux. period.

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did kenny even appear in this song i forgor

I lowkey think this could be a fun fandom collab thing

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if i can get kenny im in

I lowkey think this could be a fun fandom collab thing

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Sermon on the 'Mount

couple years back i did a drawing for each episode of south park season 26 so i said; "what the hell, i'll do it again." so here we are, 2 days after the premiere of season 27

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Car trip to a music festival!! Inspired by my very own experience last week, haha. Cartman's been relentlessly changing the radio station for the past thirty minutes and it's getting really annoying 😂

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listen up bc i am fucking dyinh

date everything college au.

mac pov OBVIOUSLY bc i love them wagh

its the second year of college but mac took the first year online bc health stuff and all so its their second year there

they're childhood friends with dasha and and she's like popular at college bc shes just pretty kewl 💯💯 so she introduces mac to ppl

screentime limit focused since i wanna strangle tjem

mateo as a vet major omg

mac finding mateo crying bc he lost davi and so they reluctantly help him and they start becoming close and uh yeah,,,

also mac and skips being online friends and playing videogames tgt bc i need their friendship

is this completely self indulgent? yeup

tubie mac tubie mac tubie mac

macs mouse is called cheese bc i love the mac&cheese joke even tho roni is cute too ig but i prefer the noncanon one,,,

obviously desk gang gang & OBVIOULSY MAC JOINS CHANCE'S D&D GROUP

i wanna give lux sum protagonism bc uhh yeaugh

obligatory lux vs lavish influencer wars :3

rollplay canon,,,,,,

imagine mateo meeting cheese omg i need,,,

WAUGH IDK MAN BUT LIKE SOMEONE BE AS HYPED AS I AM BC IM SCREAMINH-

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i have been thinking abt this stupid ship since i saw this stupid post i hate you i will kill for this ship i love these guys i am screaming and shaking you until you implode

Okay new ship. Mac and Mateo. Can’t tell me it doesn’t sound cute

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