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oh the stars ✨
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I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
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if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait inside so i could go out first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you don’t cheer and clap for him i’ll fucking blow this whole building up
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Don’t ask what’s going on in british politics right now.
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My friend told me I had to publish the drunk uquiz I made so here ya go: I assign you a uni major based on vibes
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“The villain called Love made him incredibly sensitive: No action of the lady’s, no matter how trivial, could escape his observation.”
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Edogawa Ranpo, “The Dwarf” from The Early Cases of Akechi Kogorō
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