“The weather is so cold,I think I`d
be okay with staying inside..’’
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"Things Friends/Coworkers/Classmates Have Said" sentence starters
"I'm in cappuccino hell!"
"You're an egg."
"It looks like I don't know how to do my makeup."
"We're gonna go to jail!"
"All hail the dead possum."
"Does that count as sexual harrassment?"
"I got my boyfriend by sending him memes."
"Go to the murder room."
"It was her idea!"
"How old are you? I'm not allowed to sell you anything, but I can tell you about them."
"A lady came in saying she hadn't had an orgasm in two years. Three hours later she came back to give me cookies."
"Do you want to trade off with the straight jacket?"
"Does my face look realistic?"
"Tell ______ to come get his/her blood."
"Even the professionals jump."
"How old are you? Lets go to a hooka lounge after this."
"I'm not a drug dealer!"
"It's hard because ______ has so many freaking freckles!"
"I usually use a popsicle."
"My mom keeps telling me I'm gonna go to hell."
"Meme it."
"You wanna fucking go, ______?"
"Fight me, coconut boy!"
"The hole's nice and smooth."
"I was a good child."
"What's a shortstack? Like...a short stack of pancakes...?"
"______, shut up, I can't hear ______!"
"No--you can't cheat on an IQ test, stop it!"
"My IQ is not 1.39, that was a crumb!"
[text] 👉✊💦
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tsuiism:
❝ does chocolate milk count? ❞
genetics. his father actually has seven centimeters on him, and his mom is no slacker when it comes to height too––a rare japanese woman who stands at 179.4 centimeters tall.
❝ or strawberry? ❞
‘’Of course it counts!’’
As a child,Momoko`s grandfather always
told her milk wouldn`t let you grow at all.
For some reason,she`d believed him. She
drank milk of course,but not everyday.
“Strawberry though,I feel like it`s more of
a drink to have for lunch more than anything
else..”
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SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER
bonus points for the reason
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Write my Muse an anonymous love letter that you would leave in their locker at school.
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so while im trying to write on these ocs im gonna do this!
like for a starter !
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capxains:
“ —you’re making it sound
like you’re trying to spy on our teams. ”
chiharu squinted at the girl, curling a piece
of her blonde hair around her index finger. by
the look of her posture it was easy to tell that
the captain wasn’t very thrilled by her response.
“ i really hope that’s not
what you’re doing. —-i get it.
bokuto-san is one of the top five spikers. he’s competition.
that’s all people talk about. i always get to
hear exactly how good the boys’ team is.
the girls’ team is just as good as they are.
maybe you should take tips from us for
the dumb boys at shittytorizawa. ”
‘’I..I wasn`t spying! In fact I came
here on my own account! I-I can
even show you the text to Ushijima-san!’’
The displeasure the captain expressed scared
her,fumbling around her large bag she desperately
searched for her phone. Finally,yanking out the
phone with the flowery case.
‘’I really wanted to see the school in
general! The teams possibly,but I was
just curious about the school is all! I
wasn`t spying..!!’’
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@tsuiism liked for a starter !
‘’Did you drink a lot of milk?’’
Sincerely she was curious as to
how he grew so tall! As someone
under 5`5″ it baffled Momoko.
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