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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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The collective meow when they say "Ramadan" 😭
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can love bloom in a physical exercise room
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For Pi Day: where do you fall?
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THERE'S STILL HOPE
MANIFESTING USABLE ETERNAL FLOWER FLOETTE 💥💥💥💥💥💥
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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me: so tell me, kitty, what are some of your favourite things? what brings you joy?
my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags
me: fascinating! now let's go a bit darker. what are your biggest fears?
my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags
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The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric
Ron: What about.. “love”?
Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one
Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!
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