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[evil-corn-maze-resident]

maze affirmations:

i am never lost. only turned around.

my mint plants are fresh and keep me safe.

i will find the exit to my own time - in my own time.

the corn does not call to me, begging me to approach it’s walls, to take that first step into the stalks, to keep walking until i sink through the earth, buried by roots and stalks and husks.

i am not hungry.

my backpack is light and easy to carry.

the scarecrows are not real and cannot hurt me.

brother bethaniel loves me and cares for my well-being.

i do not blame myself for getting lost turned around in the maze. anyone could make that mistake. i am not lost. i am not lost. i know where i am at all times. the exits dont all look the same. i dont question if i have been here before. why does the corn still look as fresh as it always does? days pass but nothing changes. i am not lost. i am just turned around. i keep turning but nothing seems to change. how big is this place?

my supplies are plenty and enough to last me for ages.

the weather is great and my mood is stable!

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If anyone stumbles across the seventies rock band The Fruits of Our Labor could you tell the lead-singer Monique to stop releasing their songs about corn every time she manages to escape the maze into her time? My Walkman keeps picking up Greatest Hits of the 70's radio stations and I just wanna listen to David Bowie without hearing Cornmaze Nightmares (Evil Scarecrow Remix) over and over. Like, I like The Fruits as much as the next girl, and I admit that them recording the songs in the abandoned hippie van in the evil maze really gives it a cool sort of gritty psychedelic sound, but PLEASE

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Coping with being stuck here by pretending I'm in the Dylan O'Brian in a Location cinematic universe. Maze Runner, Love and Monsters, the post writed itself

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The closest i've gotten to my own timeline is when the maze opened up into a local convenience store

I didn't have any money so I tried to trade some of my junk for a drink, a hotdog and a sudoku book but the clerk, Gunnel, obviously couldnt accept so she offered to pay for me... She even threw in an energy bar as well I owe her my life I will fight and die for Gunnel

I miss her... I wish I could get to the store again so I could listen to songs on the radio that I remember and eat my shitty hotdog

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What's the rules on recycling in this evil corn maze? I'm not trying to evoke the wrath of the maze by leaving plastic everywhere

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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

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I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

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has anyone seen brother bethaniel im itching for a fix but the maze is trying to keep me sober, i fear

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brother bethaniel, if you're out there,

brother bethaniel imbegging. brother bethaniel please brother bethaniel i need it PLEASE

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oh.

wait why do I have wifi here

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wait why do I have wifi here

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hop,tal

just roasted some kernels over my fire. come eat my Evil Popcorn, boy

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omg i love popcorn

just roasted some kernels over my fire. come eat my Evil Popcorn, boy

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Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language