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let’s eat decomposing plant material with mama

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my grandmas dawg

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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

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i can only cum if im facing towards true north

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there's just something so phallic about dick and cock

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Need gender affirming surgery (more legs)

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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

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Men can have sex with eachother

Ive seen it on my phone

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You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

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guy who accidentally says good lord and good god at the same time, resulting in good gourd, and then he turns into a pumpkin because of the curse where if he ever says the name of a plant he turns into the plant. and then a weird girl comes along

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Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.