evil-letsviolentlycuddle

[evil-letsviolentlycuddle]

normally, i would make fun of what you say and do, but im im feeling nice today. that bot does have an amazing name.

Starstruck fart puppy, it is with heavy heart that I have to block you. For the crime of being a porn bot. Even though you have such a hilarious name.

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oh my GOD @letsviolentlycuddle stop fucking reblogging so much stuff. you're spamming the fuck out of my phone while im in class.

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oh my GOD @letsviolentlycuddle stop fucking reblogging so much stuff. you're spamming the fuck out of my phone while im in class.

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why would you EVER turn off tumblr live? it's the best damm feature on the site.

Happy snooze tumblr live tuesday!!!

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@letsviolentlycuddle go the hell to sleep, my so called non-evil twin. if you refuse i will send my owl to come peck at your left iris.

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this is the worst fucking idea for a nightclub ever. how do you even manage to come up with any of this stuff. horrible post.

My roommate and I have an idea for a nightclub called “The Chunk” and the building looks like a brown box and all the food served is brown and chunky, like chunky chocolate chip cookies except they’re double chocolate. Chunky mashed potatoes and gravy, but the potatoes are dyed brown and the gravy is brown too. The dress code is that you can only wear shades of brown. The ground is a dirt floor. There’s a soil section. We also serve those little chocolate pudding cup things with crunchy Oreo bits on top with layers and the gummy worm sticking out. Ok ok what if we also have big events where we fundraise for farmers and the environment and stuff. And and and and

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fuck you

THIS ACCOUNT IS RUN BY A MINOR!!!!!!!!!

this is a parody of @letsviolentlycuddle, run with his full permission.

everything this account says is satire.

[evil-letsviolentlycuddle]

THIS ACCOUNT IS RUN BY A MINOR!!!!!!!!!

this is a parody of @letsviolentlycuddle, run with his full permission.

everything this account says is satire.