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SASARA BRAINROT IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE...........

I MADE THIS ND I'M PROUD SO PLEASE DON'T STEAL / REPOST. [REBLOGS ARE OKAY]

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I ROLLED REI AMAYADO AND NOW HE OWNS MY ASS, SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES

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STILL ON HAITUS I THINK BUT I MADE ART & WANTED TO SHARE

DO NOT REPOST. (REBLOGS ALLOWED)

I POSTED THIS ON MY INSTAGRAM (@/KUUKAZE) IF YOU WANNA CHECK IT THERE TOO <3<3

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER 1.02 (2021)

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sorry for my absence; i haven't been doing so hot but hopefully i'll be back soon :)

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‼SLIGHT BLOOD WARNING‼

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HEY I DRAW SOMETIMES TOO;;; HERE'S MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS 💕🌈⚡💖💗⚡

KUKAZE (@/KUUKAZE) IS MY INSTAGRAM IF U WANNA FOLLOW ME THERE 👉👈 THOUGH I'M CURRENTLY ON A HIATUS LOL

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I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO POST TODAY BUT I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING; SO IN AN INCORRECT QUOTE FASHION, HERE'S SOME ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD BUT ICHIKO LOL 💖💖

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS AND I HAVE WILD CONVERSATIONS W/ MY BOYFRIEND SO I WILL DEF MAKE MORE--

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I found this alignment chart and I wanted changed it up by adding another section so it would fit the characters.

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SHOUTOUT TO THE TWO PEOPLE WHO

ASKED FOR THIS; YOU KNOW WHO YOU

ARE ♡

LET'S BE HONEST, I WAS GONNA POST THIS ANYWAY

BUT NOW I HAVE A REASON LOL

JIROUSHI HEADCANONS.

IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THE POST THAT

INSPIRED THIS, CLICK HERE

FOR CONTEXT!

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DISCLAIMER BUDDY IS BACK WITH

ANOTHER MESSAGE FOR YOU

TO READ BEFORE YOU CONTINUE ON!

!!!Please note!!! All of the things stated in this blog are my own personal opinions and not meant to imply canon. My purpose is spilling out some headcanons for a crack ship cause it makes me happy. If you don't like this ship, feel free to ignore this post! Thank you and enjoy :)

*And if you guys wanna add onto this with your own headcanons for them, I would love that so much <33

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These are in no particular order, just whatever comes to mind! I'll try to keep somewhat of a timeline in the beginning, but a fully-fleshed out, AO3 fanfic style timeline is a whole post by itself. (I'll gladly type that out too if you think you'll enjoy it 🥴) Creds to my friend for helping me out with some of this!!!

So without further adieu,

let's get into these headcanons!

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RANDOM HEADCANONS ;

*Short and sweet, no particular order.

• They both love My Chemical Romance; Jiro's favorite album is Danger Days and Jyushi's is Welcome To The Black Parade. (another shoutout to my MCR fans.)

• Jiro plays MCR songs on his guitar for Jyushi to cheer him up.

• Jiro tried to teach Jyushi to play soccer, but he cried went he got mud on his boots and Jiro decided it would be better if Jyushi just watched instead.

• They read Junji Itō together on rainy days, usually accompanied by a blanket and tea that Ichiro made for them.

• They both have AO3 & Wattpad accounts for the sake of reading all the horrible fanfictions and giggling over them.

• Despite really enjoying each other's company, they still bicker like they did when they fake dated.

• Ichiro is proud of his brother for finally finding someone who he can spend time wish, while Kuko is completely disgusted by the fact Jyushi has a date. ( /lh ) Parents.

• Jiro once texted Ichiro, verbatim, "Can u tell your boyfriend's emo friend to text me back" and Ichiro left him on read.

• They once went on a double date with Ichiro and Kuko and I'm sure everyone can imagine how horrible and awkward that turned out.

• They are avid Guitar Hero and Dance Dance Revolution players and usually have competitions to see who can score higher.

• Jyushi gave Jiro a wolf stuffed animal to match with Amanda and Jiro falls asleep with it in arms reach every night.

• Jyushi is a vegetarian and Jiro always remembers to get him something meat-free when they go out to eat.

TIMELINE HEADCANONS ;

• Jiro and Jyushi originally didn't like each other very much; Jiro thought Jyushi might be as stuck-up as everyone says he was, and Jyushi assumed that Jiro thought that. They didn't avoid one another, but they definitely didn't go out of their ways to interact.

• They were in a fake relationship for a few weeks, just because they were tired of being teased for constantly being alone. It happened at a high school dance, when Jiro went to sit on the bleachers and saw Jyushi sitting there too. He decided to sit next to him and it caused them to bicker back and forth for a while, then it dissolved into them devising a plan to "fake date". (If y'all want that extended timeline post...)

cont. : When they were around other people, like walking down the hallway, they would very begrudgingly hold hands. Jiro comments about how cold Jyushi's hands are and Jyushi snaps back with something like, "Well, your hands are clammy- s-so. . . Shut up!" This would inevitably lead to them bickering, shushing each other, smiling awkwardly at the people around them, shared glare, and repeat.

• They only really started to like each other's company when they realized that they had none in common than they thought. In canon, Jiro loves manga and Jyushi likes alternative fashion (visual kei), so naturally one of the things they had in common was owning Junji Itō mangas. They also share similar music taste, My Chemical Romance being the main one. ;)) This was found out when Jyushi went to Jiro's place for the first time. It was necessarily planned, but in a moment of worry they made plans to hang out within earshot of the other students. Jyushi didn't really pick up on the fact it was just a show and showed up at Jiro's place later that day.

• Their first official date happened partly because they realized they may actually have feelings for one another, and because the questions about how long they'd been together, how many dates they'd been on, how they met from their classmates became unavoidable. Since both of them are pretty terrible liars, they decided the only way to get out of this was an actual date. . . Were they lowkey flirting then? Absolutely.

• Because they're both teenagers with not much in the way of an income other than their rap groups, their first date was at a foodcart. The place was too crowded and loud for Jyushi's liking, and Jiro being the natural gentleman he is offered to buy their meals so Jyushi could get away from the noise.

cont. // slight writing bonus : Jyushi sits on a stairway away from the foodcarts, looking at the bright lights of the Shinjuku division. It doesn't take long for Jiro to return with their food--burgers. Jiro digs around in the paper bag containing their food awkwardly for a moment before pulling one out and handing it to Jyushi.

Jyushi hesitates as well, but eventually takes it from Jiro, who only then sits down next to him on the stairwell. He sits closer than Jyushi would have expected. Jyushi huffes, pulling back the wrapping of the burger, he turns to Jiro with a slightly annoyed expression, opening his mouth to speak;

"You know, I'm vegetarian. . . -"

"I know. It-it's a veggie burger."

Jyushi closes his mouth again and a small blush creeps over his face. His and Jiro's eyes meet for a moment,

"Oh. . . Well, thank you. . ."

and then he looks away before taking a quick bite of the burger in order to hide his face.

It seemed silly. . . though, no one had ever been that observant or caring toward him.

HEYYYY......I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT TO THE END BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY FINISHING THIS @ 3AM <33

THESE ARE SOSOSOSO FUN TO DO,, ESPECIALLY THAT STORY WRITING BIT AT THE END--I'M 100% DOWN TO POST A MINI FIC,, + MORE DETAIL AS WELL 👀👀👀

I'M A CLOUT-CHASER SO IF YOU GUYS WANNA LIKE/REBLOG/FOLLOW, I'LL LOVE YA TO DEATH,,, 💖

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BEFORE WE BEGIN, A WORD FROM

OUR DISCLAIMER. . .

!!!Please note!!! All of the things stated in this blog are my own personal opinions and not meant to put anyone down by saying "This ship is better than so-and-so". My purpose is uncovering the potential between characters who would have had great chemistry or do have great chemistry. It's fun to see what could have been and all that. If you don't like this ship, feel free to ignore this post! Thank you and enjoy :)

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EPISODE I: JIROUSHI.

WHAT IS IT? THE SHIP BETWEEN: Jiro

Yamada and Jyushi Aimono.

As a fan of Ichiko [Ichiro x Kuko], I got to thinking about the BB!!!s interactions with B.A.T., outside of the Ichiko. I don't quite remember how this idea came to me--possibly that Jiro and Jyushi are both the middle members of their group, and usually characters who share a member status have more interactions--but once I realized the hidden potential of their dynamic, I was hooked.

It seemed like a stretch at first but when looking into their personalities and trivia, many ideas came to mind--being further supported by pre-existing headcanons, which I guess could count as cheating but oh well.

LET'S TALK PERSONALITIES

Jiro Yamada.

*Some of the things mentioned below are headcanons.

Jiro is a juvenile delinquent with a heart of gold. He idolizes his brother, a natural born leader who cares deeply about his division, the people in it, and his job. It seems only sensible that Jiro would attempt to mirror Ichiro's behavior in one way or another. He bickers with Saburo like any sibling would, but when the time comes, he's ready to fight by his side.

Jiro is a bit of a headstrong idiot, but he's never going to leave anyone behind--especially if they don't deserve to be left behind. He's generally well-liked and in return, he treats people with the same respect.

Unfortunately, as nice as he is, he's too awkward for his own good and that doesn't sit great with his dating life. Most of the time he's too busy focused on school or his job to care too much about what the ladies (gents & non-conforming partners included ♡) think. Proms/dances come and go, by the end of the night he's left sitting on the bleachers by himself. He pretends he's tired from dancing--which is partly true, he jams hard--and that he doesn't care; But in reality he wishes there was someone like him.

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Jyushi Aimono

*Some of the things mentioned below are headcanons.

Jyushi, unlike Jiro, is an outcast. It's stated in his wiki that he didn't have many friends, he uses narcissistic behavior as a defense mechanism, he was bullied for most of his school-age years--until Hitoya befriended him--and overall had a lack of people skills. Even out of school, away from the harsh words, his bad habits continue.

While it's obvious that his intent isn't to drive people away, it's hard to tell when the first-impression of him is that he's aloof and a little full of himself. No one wants to give him a chance because they don't realize it's something more. His style, visual kei, and stuffed animal, a pig named Amanda, are more things that made him an outcast.

Deep down, past the fear of not pleasing people, Jyushi is sweet, he cares deeply about those who are close to him and he wants someone to accept that from him. He came to respect Hitoya because Hitoya stood up for him when no one else would. He's tired of people judging him based off what they see on the surface--a narcissist crybaby. If you were bullied for who you really are for as long as he was, your first instinct would be to drive people away too.

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How do these personalities fit together?

The classic "opposites attract" statement applies very well here. Jiro has the confidence to strike up a conversation first, the empathy and curiosity to see there's more to Jyushi than his aloof persona and enough kindness to give him a chance--after all, that is was Ichiro would have done. This coincides perfectly with what Jyushi is looking for in a person. Someone to take a chance on him and understand.

To dumb their dynamic down; "sensitive dumbass x dumbass dumbass".

HEY SO I WAS GONNA EXTEND THIS TO ADD SOME SHIP HEADCANONS, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS FIRST.

IF Y'ALL WANT THOSE SHIP HEADCANONS I WILL ABSOLUTELY WRITE THEM CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY DHSKSGS;;

As well as some ship songs yknow yknow 👀

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