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Oh Chaos...

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I cannot tell you how much I needed this exact scenario tonight.

thinking it would be a break reeve and lazard switch jobs how does it go

*Angeal, Genesis, and Sephiroth shuffle awkwardly into Reeve's temporary office, covered in mild scorch marks and guilt*

Sephiroth: Director, we regret to inform you that during unsanctioned sparring, we may have, once again, destroyed the VR training chamber.

Reeve: Oh dear. Was anyone hurt?

Angeal: Uh... no, sir. We're fine. Wait—aren't you... mad? Upset?

Reeve: Why would I be angry, you poor overworked darlings? You were just blowing off some steam. Also, why shouldn't you obliterate a hyper-militarized simulation system funded by a corrupt corporate hellmouth that underpays its janitorial staff, poisons its own water supply, contracts out healthcare to subsidiaries named things like 'ShinraLifeCo', and funnels 86% of its annual budget into parade balloons and ballistic missile testing while employees eat from vending machines with three-week-old egg salad? The floor's fake. The sky is fake. My authority is fake. Let it burn.

*He begins sobbing quietly into his mug that says "I <3 cats."*

Genesis: Director, are you alright??

Reeve, sniffling: Please leave. I need a moment alone to emotionally process late-stage capitalism.

*The three of them exit slowly*

Sephiroth: That was peculiar.

Cait Sith, appearing: What's peculiar is how three supposed SOLDIERs cannae grasp a simple concept like "stop blowin' up the bloody buildin'!" Yer brains must be as wee as the thing yer all overcompensating for by luggin' around giant swords.

Sephiroth:

Angeal:

Genesis:

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Tifa x Aerith - Dear to the Heart

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🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? Hmm, another weird one might be the timing of crossing the map in BotW's Hyrule. For my Pulled Under fic, I studied the map carefully, planned the locations I wanted each scene to happen, and then opened up the game and had Link move on foot or by water to the various areas to see how long it would take him to get there. Then I contemplated the same for Sidon, who moves much faster in the water. Then I did the same for guardians, including how far they'll chase Link before giving up. None of that really mattered to the fic, but it mattered to me.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings While I'm thinking of BW, I like to imagine a pre-TotK Yona recognizing Link and having to be told that he lost his memories - and then assuming he'd lost them again when they "met" in TotK. 🤭 I also think she and Sidon are both tops.

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? fldfldskf I can't help it, I love the book report-y ones! And when people share what meanings or feelings they've pulled from the words. Knowing that my stories are not just reaching out, but connecting with people, it's so validating. Connection is so much of what this is all about, after all.

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Truth or Dare ask: 🪐, 🍬, and ❄️.

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

Just finished unpacking at my new place. …tbh that's about it right now. It's been a rough year. 😅 Hopefully I'l have more good things to report by the end of summer.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character I think Cid being a complete douchebag is an ugly but necessary part of his redemption arc with Shera. However, if we won't get anything postgame after the final R game, then I'd prefer it to be retconned so we can see them properly in love, like in AC/Dirge era.

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? Is it too simple to just say "MORE REEVINCE"? Hm, well, a long fic with lots of excitement and romance. Twists and turns. Not clogged up with OCs. Post-canon with a preestablished relationship. As for who… asdfhjkl Someone who genuinely enjoys the ship and the characters. I couldn't ask for anything more specific than that.

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Say what you want about Lucrecia Crescent, but she did escape the FF7 Dead Mom Curse.

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truth or dare list: 🍄 🔪 🥐

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings I've mentioned it before, but I think Vincent sees a second chance in Reeve. Every time he protects Reeve from danger or opens up to him and voices his opinions, it's another step toward redemption.

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? Mostly laughable - I didn't see snow for the first time until the pandemic. So when I wrote Deal with a Devil, I had to research snow. What it feels and sounds like, its texture, how people live or die in it, etc. I had zero context for any of that.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh Only one? I've been chuckling all day over a photo I once saw of "DOUGHNUTHOLES" where the H was covered up.

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Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats  🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love 🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? 🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love 💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis ���� ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before 🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?  🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings 🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?  🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character 🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? 🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? 🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? 🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate 🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? 🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately  🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?  🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing 🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? 🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? 🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

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Here are my pieces for the "The Little Bud That Could" story in the @ff7storybook zine. The story was written by @ipona

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Sharing my pieces for the "Tifa in Wonderland" story in the @ff7storybook zine

You can read @bouncymouse 's story "Tifa in Wonderland" here: archiveofourown.org/works/66729217

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“You’ve seen her?”

The light went dead.

Reeve didn’t shout or cry. He’d been stumbling around in the darkness alone all this time. He probably didn’t have any tears left in him. A small hand wrapped around Vincent’s.

“I can take you there. C’mon.”

Pendulum Reverse, chapter 17

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“You’ve seen her?”

The light went dead.

Reeve didn’t shout or cry. He’d been stumbling around in the darkness alone all this time. He probably didn’t have any tears left in him. A small hand wrapped around Vincent’s.

“I can take you there. C’mon.”

Pendulum Reverse, chapter 17

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Found the bangs I need for Lucrecia in my spare parts drawer. Even snagged a certain teal ponytail to use as a base for hers. Missing a skull with a ponytail port in the center, but that's not hard to obtain. I haven't even begun picking out faces for her, but I want at least three expressions.

I'm so frustrated that I can't budget her body in for like, multiple paychecks, but at the same time, customizing(painting) season is over until late fall, so she can't possibly be completed until at least October anyway.

(Don't go thinking, "Ah, the shine has already worn off poor Yona." Oh no, I'm still delighted with her! It's just that I never stop wanting MORE.)

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The family dynamics of my FF7 Nendoroids are going to warp SO MUCH when I make that Lucrecia custom. The only thing that will remain unchanged is Little Cloud begging people to take Little Sephiroth away. 🤭🤭🤭

...now if only I had a hundred bucks to buy her body base! 😭

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You're fine, but all three are crucial to understand what's going on with Baldur's Garage Door Opener 3.

Will I get Baldur’s Gate 3 if I haven't played Baldur's Driveway 3 and Baldur's Front Porch 3