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Round 1, Match 13: The Creature From The Pit vs Seeds of Death

propaganda under the cut
The Creature From The Pit:
the doctor sucks off an alien onscreen
Seeds of Death:
The station personnel have …crotch-centric uniforms, the Ice Warrior leader has a rather form fitting costume with a lot of ass shots, and Jamie has a dashing buccaneer look going on.
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You'll only find the Doctor naked when they're dead, but regenerate. (Exceptions being nude paintings and family christmas dinners).
every classic who doctor:
the eighth doctor modeling for every painting and sculpture imaginable, plus constantly running around in his shirtsleeves in the EDAs:
the war doctor onwards:
eleven goes to church naked because he has to, so i'll let that one pass, but he's on thin fucking ice. also someone get me that comic frame of eight wanting to die naked, STAT
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I love classic who's commitment to romana serving cunt. She doesn't have a single outfit that doesn't make me gasp at the start of every story. Meanwhile the doctor wears the exact same thing every goddamn episode it's hilarious.
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Time lord facts.
#1 Borusa's security paranoia is completely cancelled out by his bad memory.
see: Borusa's secret door 1 is activated by "There is nothing as useless as a voice print for a lock"
seems clever right? but its a phrase he is well known for, and is able to be activated by ANY VOICE.
Lord President Borusas secret door 2 is unlocked by a tune on a harp. Learned his lesson, right? Wrong. the door is hidden by a painting. Of a harp player. Playing a harp. with the music sheet in PLAIN VIEW. the music on the sheet being the BLOODY PASSWORD.
I am becoming less and less surprised that The doctor passed his exams with 51% the second go round.
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The Cowardly Lion and Dorothy on the Yellow Brick Road (c. 1939)
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I cant stop giffing random scenes from fourth doctor era. why does he look like that. little freak
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ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes
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the doctor who tv movie is a gateway drug to all extended doctor who media
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We had a pact, me and him. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all. But he was too busy burning them. I don't think she ever saw anything.
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he's, uh... he's still learning human things. he's trying. that's all that matters.
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I love when the brigadier meets a new incarnation of the doctor, takes one look at them, and goes ‘well there’s only one person this freak could be’
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