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I bet it feels so good to be a visual novel character and change to a drastically different sprite for emphasis during conversation

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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

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when someone says something so anti-sycophant that you've gotta hit them with that withering smile of the ambitious lordling

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chavis mármol, "untitled destruction project," 2024, nine-ton quarry stone replica of colossal olmec head dropped on blue tesla model 3

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pappy’s rules:

life is for livin’ (moved from three to one)

sunsets are non negotiable

when you die, you’re dead

move your body every day

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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“Girl with a Pearl Earring” - 2025 👸🏾

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

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I can appreciate that someone, somewhere looked at a chart and said, "Engagement with Dungeon Meshi has finally dipped below the threshold. Drop It."

And is now giving everyone a renaissance of thirsty yuri fanart. Honestly, Game Recognize Game.