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M*A*S*H + text posts and stuff

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the cultural reputation of Hawkeye Pierce is wild bc you'll see members of Gen X who grew up watching MASH and haven't revisited it since recall Hawkeye as a macho military man who constantly gets pussy and sticks it to the man but then you watch the show and he's a antiracist bisexual pansy who DESPISES the military, (who does still stick it to the man) hates guns and begs for men to get him pregnant

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“Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at the same small stove,

squeezing past each other on the narrow stairs, shaving in front of the same small bathroom mirror,

constantly jogging, jostling, bumping against each other’s bodies by mistake or on purpose,

sensually, aggressively, awkwardly, impatiently,

in rage or in love –

think what deep though invisible tracks they must leave, everywhere, behind them”

— A Single Man, Christopher Isherwood (b. 26 August 1904)

— GIFs by @not-trustworthy

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They look like every midlife gay couple that camp out at an outdoor patio table on the same block as pride because they complain they did enough marching back in their day and have poor arches but still want to get drunk on the fun themed drinks, watch all the pretty twunks, and enjoy the music and drag shows

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Casual mash fans: bj hunnicutt the mild mannered wife guy :) kind of annoying in later seasons. And a moustache. The beejgirls clocking into work at the derangement factory every single day:

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boy that guy really hates wayne rogers

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bisexual jock

what the FUCK does BJ stand for 

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this is how i see him. btw.

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No Laughing Matter Part 1

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bj is incredible. no i will not elaborate. trust me.

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Hawkeye, do I need to point out that you don't take lives, you save them?

M*A*S*H 9.02 "Letters"

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my pronouns are he but not him because i could never be him

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me: *starts an episode of M*A*S*H while in a good mood*

opening credits: written and directed by Alan Alda

me:

I'll never forgive him for Fallen Idol

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the tiny voice in my head that sometimes goes “hawkeye and bj are sitting that close because of the original 4:3 ratio” was just silenced bc what the fuck is this

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they really dont need to stand like this

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Appreciation post for the sensual BJ Hunnicutt of season 6, scruffy and fluffy-haired but still lacking the stache. This cap from “The MASH Olympics” I believe.