evilconstantinevanhoyt

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

His phenotype thing would actually make him a mixed race baby..like maybe from asia and europe?? This mf had the audacity to hate on jews when he looks like one

Funny how one of the most "Aryan" looking high ranking Nazis had to fight so much to prove his ancentry. Such a disgustingly flawed regime, for all that they preached about being perfect.

He's fun to draw though, and I think this is the best ear I've ever done

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Bro might ACTUALLY become more powerful than me. SOS!! you need to be contained in the cell 😓😓😓

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Bro is winston churchill, marseilles goggles and gallands mustache..i’m actually scared of what ur becoming.. 😰😰😰

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

LARPER LARPER LARPER (idk what that means 😭)

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Wait thats so much better thanks girl ❤️‍🩹

Bro pick a side are you adolf gallands MUSTACHE or winston churchills CIGARETTE?? Onggg 😢😢😢

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

So we’re both germany in this scenario??? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!! I’m in huge debt and broke. Imagine not being held accountable 😡

Eyes turn RED

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

I freaking love cats

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Hey that’s not fair. Please pull out an uno reverse. I’m going to be the UK and YOU’LL BE GERMANY. (Since its fair) because I’ve been humiliated and I will not be HUMILIATED AGAIN. 😒

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

SCREW YOUUU !!! 🤬 mark my words. This isn’t over OKAY??? Mark. MY. WORDS..

Not unless you agree to sign a peace treaty with evilconstantinevanhoyt. NO USING STUKAS MESSERSCHMITTS OR ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT. Or else i have no choice but to report to the fuhrer of what you’ve done.

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

NOOOOO NOT THEIR FAT BELLIES!! Fine! I lost! You win. You may have gotten me now but you won’t get me again next time. YOU HEAR???? *frowns*

No DONT START WWIII BY PERFORMING NECROMANCY I WARN YOU YOU WILL START A NUCLEAR WAR !! 💔💔💔💔

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

What.. you turned into a mustache..how can this be..I can’t DEFEAT YOU NOW!! UGH I CAN’T LOSE!! ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE A DEAD PERSON SUFFER MORE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!! (Lets not use bombs lets use dead nazis to fight each other yes)

Okay, fine, be adolf gallands mustache all you want but you’ll never EVER DEFEAT evil constantine van hoyt. END OF SENTENCE. You can NOTTT SAY OTHERWISE OR ELSE IT WILL DISRUPT THE ENTIRE LORE. 😡

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Heh, and i’ll just wipe them out like a piece of dust. Your futile attempts are useless adolfgallandsmustache. I’m goign to dominate the world and make all of you my peasants. YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP AND OBEY EVILCONSTANTINEVANHOYT. Not even austrian painter’s army can stop me. So give up.

..Wait, what did you say about EICHMANN? No..DONT DO ANYTHING TO EICHMANN DON’T YOU DARE. I mean hes dead anyways so whats to point. But still, i’ll go to his grave and i’ll make sure that he’ll DESPISE YOUR EXISTENCE *grin* (what on earth were you doing w that anime ahh thing 😣😣)

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

..You think DIRLEWANGER CAN STOP ME????? YOU FOOL!!! I’m LITERALLY EVIL CONSTANTINE VAN HOYT. I’m more powerful than my prime. He’s gone now because I absorbed him and became gazillion times more powerful.

You think the gestapo can defeat me?..*laughs hysterically like a madman idk* I’ve defeated far more WORSE villains than them. I AM GOING TO MARCH MY WAY TO HIS GRAVE AND TELL ME HOW MUCH OF A LIAR YOU ARE. THEN AFTER THAT ALL OF YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO EVIL CONSTANTINE VAN HOYT *shakes my head and grins like a boss*

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

True, but unfortunately about the neonazis, can we actually do something about it? Since reporting users in tumblr can get you banned without shitty moderators telling you that they didn’t report any suspicious activity under a racist dogwhistle post unlike Tiktok or Instagram, especially if you’re actively participating in blogs like these, (based on my experience) So as much as possible you guys might need to report those people because all they do is spread their bullshit ideology in reichblr where they think its safe to post because y’know it’s reichblr..And, though I do find dark humor to be funny it’s also important to know when that ‘dark humor’ is an excuse to hide your agenda of sharing harmful beliefs. So yeah.. 🤷‍♂️

Ngl, isn’t reichblr suppose to be a safe space for posting satirical memes of Nazi leaders as well as educational info to spread awareness without being judged?

i think it's bad to shame people for an interest in the third reich, actually. yes, even if they're making AH edits or drawing fanart or fangirling on main. yes, even if they're calling AH their blorbo or crushing on heydrich or making aesthetic layouts with a hakenkreuz on it.

yes, it will attract neo-nazis and actual NS. that's a given — but so do a bunch of other communities, even unrelated ones! if you genuinely, truly believe that nazi germany was bad, you should not be shaming people for talking about it. actually, you should be encouraging people to learn about it.

we are capable of critical thinking and we can separate the fandomized versions of reich members from who they actually were. we can have an interest in them and understand the weight of what they did. those can exist at the same time!

yes, the topic is uncomfortable. you can think it's strange or cringe or any other thing, but quit being surprised when you go into the community centered on learning about the third reich and you see things about the third reich. it's been said countless times, but a lot of people in this community would have fallen victim to the nazis, myself included. i did not choose my special interest and im sure that most others on reichblr would say the same.

basically, mind your own business and stop whining and then clutching your pearls when we defend ourselves. if you spent more than three seconds looking at reichblr and the related communities you would understand that no, the vast majority of us are not nazis or nazis sympathizers, and people who are are (generally) ostracized or called out. having people who understand the history of the third reich is important, even if it's a rather uncomfortable part of history. if you don't like it then don't look at it.

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

I wish cats dominated the world instead of humans hhhhfffddsaa🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[evilconstantinevanhoyt]

Why are YOU adding Dirlewanger into this equation…HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.. (plus i’m not a Pole so your attempts are NOTHING 😈😈)

HOW DARE YOU DISGUISE YOUR SHELLFISHNESS AS AN ACT OF HEROISM??!!!!! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE GESTAPO FOR TREASON. YOUR NOT DOING IT FOR EVERYONE YOU’rE DOING IT FOR YOURSEF!!!!! You..you MOSNTER 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Confessing a crime:

will start drawing memes too (top secret info do NOT spread it outside reichblr 😡.)