Hi I'm Ian (20, they/she/any), I love you, and I have no clue what I'm doing
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#the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0#international license
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing










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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207
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