evilfritolaycorporation

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are you and the (inferior, not evil) Frito lay social media intern secretly in love

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it's a shame you can't visit him in the eternal torture dimension, but we both signed that custody agreement

It is with great sorrow in our hearts that we have to say goodbye to our beloved mascot, "Frito the Milkpig". He passed peacefully last night surrounded by loved ones and several corporate representatives.

Fly high, Frito.

1961 - 2025

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*wields our twin Evil™ Frito-Lay™ branded daggers* we guess if this is how it has to be...

we won’t hold back *lifts up our Frito-Lay™ branded hammer*

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This isn't your heart

here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

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just kill this one. it keeps getting out. we have more in the vats

I really hate ur chip keep up the bad work making those things

hey @evilfritolaycorporation your customer got out again

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actually I'M the real one. IT'S ME, FRITO-LAY. I MAKE THE CHIPS. you need to pull out your gun and GUESS WHICH ONE OF US IS THE FAKE ONE. ONE OF US HAS TO DIE. FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. @asterleil, I'M ASKING YOU. specifically. SPECIFICALLY YOU. take this revolver, this is YOUR DECISION TO MAKE

Yall I found the official fritolay blog and it is...Amazing. I love it when companies do that. Also fritolays are the best chip brand and you should totally give them all your money. FRITOLAYS PLEASE GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK

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our bottom scientists (not a sex thing, they are bad at their jobs) are not working very hard on making.... edible chips.... sigh......

our top scientists are hard at work figuring out just how much inedible bullshit we can put into our chips before you can tell

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i can show you. injects you witb sometjing and runs away

i dont know what ‘toxic yuri’ is. is that a new chip flavor. it can be a new chip flavor if you want

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do you think thats the actual frito lay corporation. the frito lay corporation im in toxic yuri with .

hi we’re gonna send a crease and desist soon

we invest 99% of our budget into our legal department you are fucked we are going to straight up suck the marrow from your bones

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today marks aour beautiful boy Jemyrery Crounct's 100th at the Evil Frito-Lay Coropration. He is the only employee not part of our legal department. he does everything. We're not sure if he's human, but are any of us, really? but he does have an evil skull for a head. Here's to another 100 for Mr. Crounct

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come on please dont make me the good guy here

for our next trick we’re releasing a limited edition Oops! All Air version of our chips bag

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FRITO'S ETERNAL TORMENT BEGINS NOW

2025 - FOREVER

It is with great sorrow in our hearts that we have to say goodbye to our beloved mascot, "Frito the Milkpig". He passed peacefully last night surrounded by loved ones and several corporate representatives.

Fly high, Frito.

1961 - 2025

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Why dont you mind your own FUCKING business Frito Lay Corporation

i dont like your chip 🫵

Hi, thanks for your feedback! Here at the Frito-Lay corporation we value all our customers but I think you definitely meant to send this to @evilfritolaycorporation because our chips are badass and basically your’e a loser if you don’t like or eat them and your going in the new machine bucko

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you're chips bags secreted a green viscous fluid and it BURNED a HOLeE in my OLD BOOTS and FLOOR and my DOWNSTAIR NEIGHBOR'S FLOOR and BASEMENT. its STILL burning deeper and it has a VILE GREEN HUE and its vaports make me see GOAT HEADS when i breathe it. SEND SOMEONE TO FIX!!!

This is intended behaviour. Try to speak to the goat heads, they will speak to you of invaluable business advice and which stocks to invest in with a 100% accuracy rate for the highest profit margins.

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Have YOU been harmed by the Chips That Makes You Dance Forever? Contact us and we will send you 1 FREE bag of The Chips That Makes You Stop Moving. We can save you. We can save everyone.

The Chips That Makes You Dance Forever

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your chips made me fold and crease and gain wrinkles all over me

I hope you enjoyed our Kafkaesque flavor! You will be a bag of Kafkaesque flavor chips by tomorrow morning (they are self-replicating)

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sigh. ill put out the catch-and-release traps

should pepsi have malicious intent and a dark spirit or was i simply sold a False Pepsi by the sneaky sinister sodamonger

@evilfritolaycorporation come get your customer it got loose again