evilhag

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hey guys i know i haven’t posted on here in like 12 years but if you could possibly take my survey about starbucks (it’s 10 questions and shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes) i would love you forever ok thanks bye!!!!!

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i feel like people literally just pretend to like jane austen and it’s gone so far that nobody wants to admit that her books are boring

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Get to know me

Fill in the blanks and tag 6 people! (don’t forget to tell them you’ve tagged them)


Tagged by: my girl jamescook like a MONTH AGO BECAUSE I SUCK

Basics Name: melissa Birthday: january 12 Favorite color: burgundy Lucky number: 7???? idk tho it's not lucky i just like that number Height: 5’4”  Talents: wasting time/potential, creativity, couponing Last dream you remember: i remember it but i can't describe it??? you know Can you juggle: no Art/sports/both: art Do you like writing: yes Do you like dancing: i used to Do you like singing: as a joke i guess

Fantasies Dream vacation: ice hell Dream guy/gal: bo burnham Dream wedding: i don't care as long as it's catered by chipotle Dream pet: already have them!!! my kitties <33333 Dream job: working in creative at an ad agency Favorite song: lately riptide by vance joy i'm obsessed Favorite album: probs high violet by the national Last song you heard on the radio: i think it was that whiny song about latching onto you or whatever Least favorite song: THAT FUCKING “WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE” SONG (keeping kait's answer because FUCK THAT SONG TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL) Least favorite album: i've never listened to an album all the way through if i hated it?? Least favorite artist: ia with ben, eminem sucks Preferences Guys/girls/both: as far as i know just guys Hair color: anything but blonde sorry (a thousand california surfers just said 'what the hell dude' in unison) Eye color: anything really Humorous/serious: whatever fits the situation at hand Taller/shorter: taller i guess but it's not something i really think about Biggest turn-off: close-mindedness, not taking emotions seriously, not liking kitties Biggest turn-on: just being NICE and attentive and a good ass person

i tag: whoever wants to do it, my own laziness, i suck

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he’ll say, “my name is judge!” whose name is judge?! “my name is-” that’s a silly name! “judge. my name” yes i am judging your name, it am silly! “is” oh, now you’re correcting my grammar

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this is art

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just saw a commercial for narcolepsy #thinkinboutyou

i love u

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hey guys, i know a lot of people have shared the suicide prevention lifeline number which is really great, but i wanted to remind everyone of this website that does the same, except it’s online. i’m sure there are people who might be more comfortable asking for help this way.

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robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much

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in light of this tragedy i beg all of you to seek the necessary help for any mental illness you might have. it is nothing to be ashamed of. you deserve to live your life.

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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

Robin Williams  (via blue811)

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Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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I found an abandoned kitten a few days ago. From her teeth I’m guessing she’s 5 or 6 months old. She’s super sweet and cuddly. I can’t keep her because I’m headed to Oxford in a month. If anyone in Florida wants her, let me know!

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#good

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does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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skins meme - 9 episodes (2/9)

→ 1x08, “Effy”

"Sometimes I think I was born backwards. You know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate…"

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You're awesome and an amazing person!

AWWWWWWWWWWW :)