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Welcome back, Blue Boy!

Yes, everyone else has already done one, but I'll throw one more on the pile before I vanish into exam-marking (while being sick) again. And DAYUM! Why oh why didn't I look up "sheer shirt" when Robbie said it instead of now after the pic is done?

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Orym 🌙🍃 Two of Swords 🍃🔴

Oh sweet leaf Why did you leave? Why didn't you stay? How can I be your guardian angel when you are away?

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They don't want us to call what's happening in Gaza a genocide not because there's not been an official ruling but because these things don't get set in people's minds via official ruling. Instead it is the oral history that sets an event into place in mass consciousness.

Us calling it what it is - a genocide - means they can't wriggle out of it in years to come. They can't continue to call it a conflict or a war if we cement it in public consciousness as a genocide.

So don't tone down your language. Call it what it is. Make sure the history books know what happened and the genocides that took place in Palestine, Sudan, Congo.

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jaskier + posts i tagged as jaskiercore

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I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

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i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too

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cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on

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first ever person to have to come out as straight

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standing on the shoulders of complex female characters

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GLADYS WILL RESIGN AS PREMIER!

It has been confirmed that the ICAC is investigating her for her relationship with former MP Daryl Maguire to see if she was in a position of conflict. Gladys will step down as a result when the party can choose a new leader. She also said in her press conference that she’ll leave Parliament when a by-election is possible to occur. She did not take questions and immediately left upon finishing her statement.

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Sean Spicer has told the press that Trump has a “tremendous respect” for “Prime Minister Trumble.”

US Ambassador, Moe Gnocchi has yet to comment on the potential unrest between US-Australian ties after Dump hung up on Prime Minister Timble.

July Bushnup, foreign minister, has also declined to comment on the infamous phone call between President Coldnad Hump and Malcolm Tinder regarding the resettling of refugees.

“The US will engage in extreme vetting procedures,” reaffirmed Spicer as he made a repetitive stroking motion with his hand. “We will review these refused bees for any danger before denying them entry to our country and blaming Time Bannister Milk’em Trundle for recklessly trying to force us to engage in empathy for other human beings. Prenatal Frump will have none of that.”

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Generational spin-off media is like “okay, what would be the most in-character way for the previous show’s protagonist to comprehensively fail as a parent?”

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we all like to complain about the love triangle in the hobbit movies and fair enough it’s a horribly overused and lazy trope but let’s be real it was BARELY  a love triangle…like all legolas ever does to indicate he’s even remotely interested in tauriel is watch her talking to kili with a vaguely annoyed expression on his face in the desolation of smaug, which is in character for legolas given that he stares disconcertingly in the wrong directions for about half of his total screentime in the lord of the rings, and then say that one throwaway line about how his dad “ is my king, but does not command my heart” that never gets brought up again and which, given that it’s in the nature of tolkien’s elves to be as overdramatic as possible and embellish every sentence they utter with unnecessarily flowery nonsense, could honestly just be legolas telling tauriel they’re really good bros. even the scene where he puts himself between her and thranduil’s sword fits the bill, since the lotr films already demonstrated multiple times legolas’ tendency to be canonically absurdly ride or die for his friends.

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being pretty in the passenger seat is just one of my many fortes

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I know exactly what that is, that’s what my papa-in-law’s been producing