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queen where have u been?! we hope you’re doing well!! ❤️‍🩹

omg yes hi so sorry I've been finishing up my Master's thesis the past few weeks and haven't had the mental capacity or energy for academic writing + creative writing at the same time. Will be back with more content soon <3 You are all so sweet with your support I love this space

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Which BTS members would last the longest in bed

Including the entire session, both foreplay and sex itself. Ranked from longest time to shortest. Check out the masterlist for other fun content.

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1. SUGA - Yoongi savors sex and would be in no rush at all to reach climax for either himself or his partner. He loves to take his time kissing her and caressing her body gently, building the heat slowly and gradually. Foreplay would be sensual and romantic but also a little lazy most of the time, frequently beginning organically while watching TV or first thing in the morning after waking up. Once she starts to get needy and/or bored after the buildup, he would please her by alternating between his hands and tongue, exactly how she likes it (he wouldn't mind if it took her an hour to finish, but with his exceptional skill and dexterity it wouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes max). In terms of actual penetrative sex, his stamina would be average; sex is a form of relaxation for him but he wouldn't feel the need to draw out his orgasm as long as his partner is thoroughly pleased beforehand.

2. V - Taehyung might be into a rare quickie if the mood is right, but for the most part prefers a longer session to be able to both fully tease and please. He's a dangerous combination of dominant, unpredictable, and has incredible control over the timing of his orgasm. Some days he loves drawing out foreplay until his girlfriend is quite literally begging him to make her cum or for him to put his cock in her. Other days he might bend her over a table, pull her skirt up, and fuck her without warning, but then stall his orgasm by changing speed and positions frequently. If he decides to do both, the whole session could last up to an hour; there are times when she'll cum/squirt multiple times because of how ridiculously long he can last. For Tae, sex is both a play time to explore his sexuality and an opportunity to feel close with his partner.

3. RM - Namjoon is a master of foreplay. He is an absolute gentleman in bed and loves to give his partner the best orgasm every single time. The lead up to sex is all about her; he would take his time kissing her lips, neck, and breasts strategically while his hands roam over her body delicately to build the heat in between her thighs before he even touches her. And even though he's quite skilled at pleasing and could make her cum within a few minutes if he wanted to (especially oral), he also knows how to work slowly and gradually so that her orgasm can build to its fullest potential. During sex, he has excellent control over his orgasm when on top. When it comes to Joon's favorite positions though (ahem, being ridden), control goes out the window and he has to concentrate immaculately hard on not cumming prematurely.

4. Jungkook - In terms of foreplay, Jungkook is focused more on the goal than the process. He's more than capable of using his mouth and hands for a long period of time to make his girlfriend orgasm if need be, but between his skill, enthusiasm, and speed, his girl would cum relatively quickly. Although he does enjoy frantic kissing and a heavy buildup, a long foreplay session would bore him and potentially ruin the mood. During sex, Jungkook's stamina would vary heavily depending on the situation. With him on top, he would have phenomenal control over his orgasm and be able to last quite a while if he wanted to. While being ridden or given oral, however, he would become weak to the visual and likely be unable to hold back for more than a few minutes.

5. Jimin - Jimin isn't particularly keen on making sex long and drawn out. To him, sex is about the the foreplay and buildup more than anything. He loves to tease, engage in a little role play, give and receive a lot of touch, maybe some dirty talk here and there. Stamina wise, I don't think he would last longer than average or feel the need to. Jimin loves affection and physical intimacy, but again, moreso the before and after where he can have fun with his girlfriend in a way that feels romantic and not overly provocative. I actually do think, however, he would really enjoy a handjob or blowjob with heavy eye contact, with oral sex often being the main act in itself rather than PIV.

6. j-hope - Although Hoseok enjoys sex quite a bit, he is generally not patient enough for a long foreplay session. He might give his girl oral or finger her at the start of a session but usually not for long enough to make her orgasm. He also likes to fuck fast and hard, making sex with him relatively quick as a whole. Most of the time her orgasms would come from one of them frantically rubbing her clit while he is inside of her (which would frequently end up in unintentional squirting). However, he can have decent stamina and control over his orgasm if he wishes. If it's a special occasion or he's feeling more romantic he might try to make himself last longer for her, but as a whole sex with Hoseok wold be on the average to quick side.

7. Jin - Similar to Jimin, Jin loves the romanticism aspect of sex more so than the physical pleasure itself. He doesn't offer much foreplay outside of kissing and light fondling unless his girlfriend requests it; but even if it's straight to sex, he 's still gentle and loving and always makes sure she feels comfortable and is experiencing pleasure. A "making love" kind of guy, for sure. I don't think he would have much control over his orgasm. He would probably last for a very consistent and predictable amount of time during both sex and oral. As I always say, I imagine Jin with a relatively low sex drive and little interest in drawing out a session longer than it needs to be.

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Hello !! what do you think BTS’ love languages are?

I have a draft for this one underway already, stay tuned ;)

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Which BTS members have the largest dick

I was contemplating whether to post this one or not because it feels almost too invasive, but I think I already crossed that ethical bridge when I made this account. As always, it's all in good fun and never meant to be taken seriously. In order from biggest to smallest. Masterlist here.

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1. Jin - THE king sized Kim Seokjin. Jin's dick size is equivalent to his shoulder size: uncannily (but not unpleasantly) large. I don't believe for a second that his XL condom scandal was "a prank gift from a fan." He was probably dating someone at the time and it was his personal stash. His endowment is made all the better by the fact that he's so modest and shy - I bet his girlfriends are pleasantly surprised and well-satisfied.

2. V - Leaning towards more average in length, but gifted in the girth department. Like, to the point where it might make his girlfriend sore when they first start having sex. He's pretty damn proud of it too - he directly correlates dick size with being good in bed, which reflects via his sexual confidence.

3. RM - The definition of big dick energy. Namjoon is very confident and self-assured and has nothing he feels the need to compensate for... including his package. He's also a naturally big and tall man, so it's likely on the larger than average size by default. He never has to worry about whether or not he will fill up his woman enough, because he's probably perfectly proportionate and the size of every woman's dreams.

4. j-hope - Relatively average, and the opposite of Taehyung. A little more on the thinner side, but compensated for in length. Still a very satisfying dick that would make a woman happy, especially for those who have a preference for length. And like Jungkook, he has excellent groin strength and knows how to use it well. Might be a hair crooked.

5. Jungkook - Average all around. Not bad by any means, and even if he did lack in size for someone's preference, he would sure as hell be able to make up for it with technique. I imagine it being very aesthetically pleasing too (as in just the right color and shape), just like the rest of him.

6. Jimin - Smaller than average in girth and in length, but proportionate to his body. Nothing extraordinary, but nothing bad either. It would definitely be enough to get the job done and satisfy his partner. He also probably doesn't care or think about it much unless someone were to comment on it.

7. SUGA - I love the fantasy of tiny Yoongi having a shockingly big dick, but if I'm being realistic in my analysis I do think his would be the smallest all around. Only slightly below average in length, but quite thin. Not that a petite man can't have a large penis, but I do think Yoongi's would mirror the rather slim nature of his body. Large balls though.

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Hi! Do you think the bts members have a certain age limit on the people they would date? Not sure if you’ve done a headcanons on this yet :D

Hi! I wrote about this briefly in their ideal type posts, but to add an elaboration:

What ages the BTS members would date

RM - Maturity level is of utmost importance to Namjoon. So while he would date someone maybe 2-3 years younger than him or the same age, I could also see him with a much older woman, possibly as much as 7 years or so. Life experience, emotional maturity, and ability to be introspective is the key, more so than age as a number. Although, he would find dating an older woman incredibly sexy. So at his current age of 30: ages 27-37.

SUGA - I am inclined to say that age is absolutely irrelevant when it comes to love for Yoongi, but realistically there would still be a cap. Like Joon, mental age is more important than physical age. He wouldn't have a problem dating someone younger if they were compatible (maybeee as young as 25, any younger would feel like a sibling to him), and he would definitely be okay with someone quite a bit older, by 8-9 years even. At his current age of 31: 25-40 (a large range, but I think that suits him).

V - It would be unlikely for Taehyung to date someone older than him, as he would lose that sense of protectiveness he loves to provide (especially because Korea is so sensitive to the age hierarchy). Someone younger, definitely. It would allow him to teach her about life and feel secure in his provider role. Old enough to be out of college and in her career though, as someone too naive might feel burdensome or annoying to him. At his current age of 28: 23-29.

j-hope - Age isn't a huge deciding factor for Hoseok, although I see him most likely with someone close in age to him. It would be ideal for him to have a partner in the same stage of life he is (even if they live a completely different lifestyle and/or career), as he wouldn't want to be a teacher for someone younger and would feel insecure with someone too much older. At his current age of 30: 27-32.

Jungkook - I think Jungkook would be content dating someone within about 5 years of him, older or younger. Someone younger would allow him to feel protective an authoritative, while someone older would be able to act as a source of guidance for him (and it would be super hot). He could adapt to either someone more experienced, or someone who has never dated before. At his current age of 27: 22-32.

Jimin - Jimin seems he would have a preference for women who are younger and cuter. He would also date someone the same age as him, but absolutely not older. An older woman, even by a year, might make him feel insecure or inadequate and like he needs to act a certain way around her. At his current age of 28: 23-28.

Jin - Like Jimin and Tae, Jin would heavily prefer to date someone younger, as fulfilling the traditional Korean relationship dynamic is important to him. A woman one year older might be ok as long as she is the housewife type and doesn't use her age as leverage. However, even if she is young, he would still want her to be relatively mature and settled. At his current age of 31: 25-32.

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Hello all, I have been itching to add a part 4 to the headcannon ideal type/relationship/sex universe, but I haven't been able to think of a substantial enough piece of content that is a good continuation to what is already there. Most concepts are short enough to be written in their own post.

If anyone has any solid suggestions (or believes the three parts are perfect as they are) plz send me a message or comment :)

Once again, I have a decent number of requests in my inbox, as well as many of my own drafts brewing, so please bear with me :)

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How BTS would feel about thigh riding

Since we are anonymous on Tumblr I will admit I have a small thigh kink and this is not the first time I have wondered how the boys would react to it, and I need to get the thought out of my brain and into writing before it kills me (also please enjoy the photo compilation at the end of the post as they are too big to intersperse throughout). Ranked in order of most into it to least. Masterlist!

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1. V - Sweet kinky Tae is the most likely to have a thigh kink of his own, so he would be more than enthused if his partner asked for it or started grinding on his thigh spontaneously. He's probably the type to nestle his leg in between hers during a steamy makeout session and let her ride it to orgasm.

2. Jungkook - Down for anything. If his girl is getting off, he's into it. Plus, his muscular quads render them a large enough surface area for a good seat. As I mentioned in another post, he is also the most likely to orgasm without touch or just by watching his partner please herself, and if she's naked an enjoying herself while riding his thigh, this could be one of those scenarios.

3. RM - There is no shortage of people who have a thing for Namjoon's juicy-ass thighs, so even those who don't ordinarily have a thigh kink might find themselves wanting to grind on them. And even more so than JK's thighs, they are huge and sturdy enough for a good ride. I think he would actually be quite into it as he loves watching his woman selfishly use him to make herself cum, and he would also think it's super hot to find her juices seeping through his pants afterwards.

4. Jimin - Jimin has shockingly phenomenal, godlike legs, possbly the most superior of the group. I don't think he would be into thigh riding though. He would just find it a little awkward and unnecessary, as he believes there are much more effective ways of pleasing. He wouldn't deny it to his girlfriend if she wanted it though, it just wouldn't do anything for him.

5. j-hope - Hoseok would probably not be into it, like at all. In fact, the act feels a little barbaric and silly to him - why ride his thigh when his face and dick are available? And as one of the thinner members, positioning would be a little more awkward and less satisfying too.

6. Jin - Jin probably doesn't even know that thigh riding is a thing and would probably get confused if his girlfriend tried. He's quite modest both in an outside of bed (we hardly ever see his legs in general) and I don't think he could physically fathom why that would be a sexual thing.

7. SUGA - I desperately wanted to put Yoongi higher on the list because he is so open minded, and while he would never deny his partner their guilty pleasure, this is just one of those things that wouldn't quite work out. As the skinniest of the group, grinding on his tiny thighs wouldn't be very enticing or satisfying, especially because he is so talented with his fingers and tongue. It would be an awkward and unerotic experience all around.

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hey im just wondering how do you think the members would react to their partner faking an orgasm during the act, or in any similar situation

I haven't forgotten about your request! I've been ruminating on it for a while and have just been a little uninspired to write the past few weeks. Also as a reminder, whenever I write this type of content it's usually in line with their ideal types/fictional girlfriends I gave them (see here).

How BTS would react to their partners faking an orgasm

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RM - There's absolutely no point in trying to fake an orgasm in front of Namjoon. He can read people like a book, especially the ones he cares deeply about. He would know exactly what works for his girlfriend and what doesn't, and have every reaction and noise of hers memorized. So when she tries to fake it, he would immediately raise an eyebrow, possibly even in annoyance or disappointment. Instead of getting offended though, he would try to understand why she did it. Besides, I don't see it being difficult for Namjoon to make a woman cum, so this would be a rare occurrence.

Jin - I see sex with Jin not necessarily resulting in an orgasm every time for his girlfriend, mostly because I picture neither of them having the highest of sex drives. I do think Jin's pride would be quite hurt by her faking her pleasure, though. He would feel self conscious that he's not doing enough for her or think that she doesn't enjoy sex with him, making him retreat and feel distant from her. In addition to a physical disconnection, there would be a shift in trust on Jin's side as well.

j-hope - Hoseok would take it quite hard, and be quite disappointed. While I don't think he would notice that his girlfriend is faking during sex, he would probably have an epiphany about it later or coax her into telling him. For Hobi, faking an orgasm is less about the physical implications and more so the lack of communication. He would be disappointed not so much in himself as he's confident in his abilities, but with her for lying to him. It would definitely turn into a trust issue, and he might resent her or abstain from sex for a little while.

Jungkook - JK is another one I imagine this scenario to be unlikely for because he's quite good at offering pleasure to his partner. Because of his persistency, however, he might insist on eating her out or making her cum when she's not feeling it, resulting in her faking an orgasm to get the act over with. I don't think he would notice or find out unless she tells him (he's not quite that observant when it comes to peoples' nuances). If he does, he would be incredibly hurt. Halfway due to feelings of inadequacy, but also because he felt betrayed by her need to lie to him. He would need some temporary distance from the relationship to recover.

SUGA - Yoongi would be the least bothered by it. Rather than being offended or hurt, it would just baffle him as to why his partner would do such a thing. I imagine Yoongi and his partner as extremely trusting and communicative, so it would be unusual for either one of them to lie about feeling satisfied when not or wanting sex when they don't. He is also quite attentive in bed, so he can probably tell when his partner isn't going to orgasm that day and would be respectful of such. Overall, it wouldn't be a big deal and they would move on quickly.

Jimin - Jimin would be quick to resort to self blame, and probably wouldn't even think that she had faked an orgasm for any other reason than the fact that he wasn't performing well enough or paying enough attention to her needs in that moment. He would be hard on himself for a while, but would also try to communicate with her about why she did it and how he can do better. It wouldn't cause much strain on the relationship as a one time thing, but repeated occurrences would heavily affect his self-esteem.

V - Tae would be extremely unhappy to find out his girl had faked an orgasm because he prides himself highly on knowing her well enough to satisfy her every time. It would be an issue of feeling both upset with himself for not pleasing her properly, and of being a little unsettled by the fact that she would she would even feel the need to do that with him. Instead of becoming distant though, he would actually start to over-perform to try and compensate.

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hello!! just a small message that i hope you’re doing well :) we miss ur posts!!

Hello! Thanks for your message :) I am doing great and I'm not completely MIA from Tumblr, just busy, but I do have some drafts that will be ready for release soon!

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hiii who do you think is most likely to enjoy / engage / initiate make up sex after an argument? in my head i see some members getting in such a bad mood that they wouldn’t even want to touch their partner, but not so much for others. would love to know what u think✨

Oooo what a sexy prompt! I had a pretty immediate idea of which members would be on the top and bottom of the list. I'm curious if you have opposing thoughts though, I'd love to hear them! (also these pictures are SO big I'm sorry)

Which BTS members would be most likely to initiate makeup sex

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1. V

KING of makeup sex. In fact, arguments turn him on so much that he would purposefully push his girlfriend's buttons so that he could "make it up to her" immediately afterwards. It would be passionate, aggressive, angry, hot and heavy, but Tae is a little bit of a masochist in bed so that's exactly how he likes it. He would probably get hard in the middle of her yelling at him and then push her against the wall to kiss her mid-sentence.

2. Jin

Surprisingly high on the list, I imagine Jin wanting to initiate makeup sex after arguing with his girlfriend as a form of an apology. Unlike Tae though, he hates relationship conflict and seeing her get upset or angry, so sex would be a way of showing her that he loves and cares for her, despite whatever they were arguing about. It would probably happen a few hours later or the next day rather than immediately proceeding the argument, and it would be gentle, giving, and affectionate.

3. Jungkook

Kind of a hybrid of Tae and Jin - he loves the passion and aggression of makeup sex, but he would also feel so bad for hurting her feelings that he would feel the need to earn her forgiveness. He would be SO good at, too, desperately trying to please her and give her what she wants. However, if it's a really bad argument over a major issue, he would rather distance himself for a few days to mull over his thoughts instead.

4. Jimin

Makeup sex with Jimin would be more romantic and emotional rather than hot and sexy. It would have to be completely mutual though, if one person initiates while the other is even a tiny bit hesitant, it would feel awkward and ingenuine. And it's not that Jimin isn't capable of more aggressive sex, but I think he would prefer the feeling of being emotionally close to his girlfriend again after an argument.

5. j-hope

It's not that Hobi wouldn't enjoy engaging in makeup sex, but he probably wouldn't be the one to initiate it. He's extremely mature in relationships, and I think he would rather talk everything through thoroughly and make sure he is in a healthy headspace first. I don't think he would turn it down if it's what his girlfriend need to feel better and closer to him again, though.

6. RM

Despite being the horny boy Joon is, sex is a mental and emotional act for him, so it's unlikely that he would be interested in being intimate after an argument. In fact, he would probably need to spend a week ruminating alone before he's ready to make up with his girlfriend. If it's a silly argument and he's already in the mood, there might be a rare occasion where he engages in it for the experience.

7. SUGA

Absolutely not. Although Yoongi is generally nonchalant when it comes to sex (as in he'll give it to his partner whenever they want), he would find it inappropriate if his girlfriend tried to jump on him following an argument, much less initiate it. Like Joon, there is a mental component to sex for him, and he would rather reflect alone and solve the issue before he's able to get close with her again.

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heyy! i hope you’re doing well :) i was wondering what do you think bts would be like courting someone? e.g making CDs, or writing love letters or giving just cute simple dates. more romantic gestures or more simpler / practical ones?

and how long do you think they would court someone until they give up💀(if they do lmao). also i love ur writing :)) 🧡💜

Hello! I am doing excellent, thank you. And I'm glad to hear you enjoy my writing! I often get demotivated, but knowing that there are people out there who actually read my content makes me want to keep going :) Here is my take on this prompt:

How BTS would court someone

V - It would take Tae quite a while to develop feelings for someone that are beyond surface level (and I don't think he would approach someone unless he feels a strong emotional pull towards them). However, the hopeless romantic that he is, he would be relentless when it comes to winning over his crush's affection. He would definitely be the type to deliver flowers to her work or home on the regular (by hand), or show up at her house spontaneously to ask for an impromptu date. He might also try to impress her with his creative side by taking her to a pottery/painting class or playing his beloved saxophone for her. While I think he would be relatively persistent and not be quick to give up, he might lose interest or motivation if she does not reciprocate after a while.

Jungkook - It wouldn't take much to fall for Jungkook for most people (because look at him) but I have a feeling he will end up falling for a girl one day that is completely uninterested in him and his fame. In this case, he would become completely tunnel-visioned towards winning her over. All the romantic gestures - offering to take her on fancy dinner dates, inviting her to watch rehearsals/shows backstage, driving around the city in his Mercedes, buying her a pair of luxury shoes - anything flashy to impress her. I think he would be so blinded by the fact that that he likes someone so much and be inclined to skip the "get to know you phase" completely. I don't think he would be unreceptive to feedback, though; if he senses that she's uncomfortable, he'd probably back off a little and take things slower.

RM - Namjoon wouldn't be very likely to court someone "officially", as he would prefer to observe and learn first. He would start by getting to know her very slowly and gradually, maybe slipping out a witty compliment or two to peak her interest. When he's ready to pursue a relationship, he might gift her something small but thoughtful like a plushie that she admired in a store alongside a handwritten note, or a delicately selected music playlist based on her tastes (I truly see gift giving being his love language). If she's an intellectual, he would want to impress her by reading up on a topic she's interested in or by having a deep conversation. He definitely would not go overboard in fear of scaring her away or making her uncomfortable. He also would disengage immediately if she gave him the slightest hint that she wasn't interested, not because he gave up, but because he's a gentleman who respects people's boundaries.

SUGA - Not much of a courter at all. It's much more likely that someone would approach him first, or that a long-term friendship would evolve into a relationship gradually. His version of courting someone, however, would be getting to know all the little things about them, discovering their interests (especially their music taste), and figuring out what makes them happy. This would be all be done quietly, and then shown in subtle ways like making a playlist he thought she would like or joining her in an activity she enjoys (that he may not necessarily care for otherwise). It would be an organic process with someone he has a natural connection with, so there wouldn't really be an opportunity for "giving up"; it would just naturally fizzle out if it didn't work.

Jin - As I've mentioned many times, Jin is a major introvert and doesn't like to expend too much of his energy on other people. However, I don't think he would be lazy when it comes to someone he likes. Like many of the other boys, flowers would be a go to, but likely shipped to her rather than hand delivered because he would get too shy to do it himself. Courting would be a rather slow process, with interactions being more "formal" in the early days, and there would be absolutely no physical touch until the relationship is official. Outings would be traditional and romantic - dinner dates, walks along the river, a drive-in movie theater. If he's really brave he might hold her hand. I actually do think Jin would be very determined when courting someone because he does like to hold that traditional "masculine" role.

j-hope - Hobi would hardly need to go out of his way to peak someone's interest, as his naturally vibrant and positive energy would make anyone fall for him. He's also quite attentive and considerate towards the people he cares about, so I think this would be magnified x10 when he's interested in someone romantically. He might bring her flowers if he's feeling extra romantic, but his displays of affection would mostly be via acts of service like bringing her lunch at work or offering to run errands with her. Although Hoseok is the bougie king himself, he would offer more casual dates like a picnic at the park or a local fair or couples class. I actually do see him being relatively determined in courting her - he would be consistent in trying to talk to her on the daily/asking her on weekly dates. And it's not because he's trying too hard, that's just how he is.

Jimin - Jimin would be the sweetest man alive when he's smitten. He is visibly loving and affectionate, so it wouldn't be difficult to tell when he's interested in someone. He would use a combination of light physical touch, teasing, compliments, lighthearted dates, and maybe small gifts, to woo her. I see Jimin being the type to want to go above and beyond and put maximum effort into showing someone that he likes them, but I also think he would be aware that it might come across as overbearing. He would start with something small, like giving her a bouquet of flowers with a note asking her on a date, and then following her lead based on what she likes from there (by possibly straight up asking what she would like him to do). Jimin is persistent in the sense that he would not give up easily even if one of his plans doesn't go well, but only up to a point where she is comfortable and receptive.

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Hello everyone, I have a few requests in my inbox so please bear with me while I brainstorm :) I don't get content out quite as quickly as I would like to because I'm extremely busy with school and work, but I will eventually. Thank you all :)

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Which members are most likely to cum prematurely/without being touched

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1. Jungkook - Even though I see him as being relatively experienced, Jungkook would be able to orgasm with little physical stimulation. Watching his girl masturbate or listening to her moans through the phone would drive him mad, so much so that the friction in his jeans would be enough to make him cum.

2. Jimin - Like JK, visual stimulation alone would be enough to get him off (quite impressively, actually). He loves a nice looking, “pretty”, and symmetrical body, and seeing someone dance for him while taking off her clothes might just be enough to do it for him. A little grinding would make it go even faster.

3. RM- Although he likes to feel like he’s in control, Joon is very weak to women, and a lot of teasing (like a strip tease or explicit dirty talk) would send him over the edge quickly. He would try to hold out but jerk himself roughly at the last minute for desperate release.

4. V - Overall has somewhat good sexual stamina and control. He can make a session long and drawn out if he wants to, but can also finish quickly depending on the situation. Tae would not last long with teasing from his girl with the things he likes though, like a sloppy blowjob with lots of eye contact or a provocative role play costume.

5. Jin - Average on the spectrum. He’s pretty consistent with how long he lasts and it is unlikely that he would orgasm prematurely or without physical touch.

6. SUGA - A master of self control. He knows how to compartmentalize his own physical sensations so that he doesn’t cum too quickly or before she does. However, he would not be able to contain himself for too long if she’s teasing him incessantly (especially with something like a boob or thigh job).

7. j-hope - Has phenomenal stamina in bed and would easily last the longest. She couldn’t make him cum quickly if she tried, and there are definitely no quickies with him. It’s not that he tries to last that long, it’s just his physiological nature.

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hiii i love ur work!!! could u do what their marriage proposals would be like? like who’s most likely to have a public / private one, or spontaneous or planned? ☺️

Hi there! Thank you for your request, I love this one :) I'm sorry it took so long to get out, I've had an unbelievably crazy month and took a little break from Tumblr. I also initially tried to write these in the form of short stories, but absolutely hated them, so I decided to scrap them and start over in my usual style.

As an aside: realistically, I don't think any of them would propose in a public setting due to their status. I actually see most of them having really humble and intimate proposals to keep things simple and away from public attention. Now, without further ado:

How BTS would propose

Jin - Jin would really want to make his proposal special, so he would likely start planning a few weeks in advance. He's extremely introverted and a little shy, so there's no way in hell he would propose in public, but he would still want to make a grand romantic gesture to show his girlfriend how much he means to her. It would be a whole day affair, involving breakfast in bed, a professional massage, and online shopping. For the actual proposal, he would take her to the beach at sunset where he manually set up an intimate oasis with a blanket and pillows, candles, lanterns, champagne, and flowers. "Marry me" would be spelled out in rose petals on the sand. Traditionally, he would also get one knee and present a white gold ring with a modest, singular round diamond.

V - Taehyung wouldn't want the proposal to be too grand or flashy as to not attract attention from bystanders, yet he would try to be creative and unexpected. And while elaborate, he would likely come up with the plan last minute and spend a sleepless two or three days arranging everything. The theme would be a scavenger hunt around the city, where each destination holds a cryptic poem that leads to another. Each place would hold some sort of significance in the relationship, like where they first bumped into each other or had their first kiss. The final clue would lead her to him in an open field at night, atop a picnic blanket underneath the stars. He would take his time to tell her everything he loves about her, that she is his soulmate and he couldn't imagine his life without her, before officially proposing. His ring choice would undoubtedly be something nontraditional or vintage, like an opal or emerald.

RM - As he does with everything, Namjoon would be overthinking about whether or not to propose for months, maybe even a year. He might come up with a few ideas here and there that he thought his girlfriend might like, but end up getting so frustrated that he decides to put it off for another time. While he would prefer to plan something meaningful, his proposal would end up being a completely in-the-moment type of situation as a result of his sentimental nature. Him and his girlfriend might just be chatting over dinner one night, where he has the sudden epiphany that he is certain he wants to spend the rest of his life together and that there is no reason to wait. He would ask her to marry him spontaneously, without a ring or a grand gesture, but he would somehow find the most poetic, extraordinarily romantic and loving words to say. He would later take her shopping to pick out exactly the ring she wants.

j-hope - Hoseok's bougie-ass would insist on taking his girlfriend on a fancy, first class vacation to propose; anything less would be inappropriate. Hobi is undeniably the planning type, although I think he might hire someone to arrange all the details and reservations for the trip rather than doing it himself. I also think he would have the most traditional proposal, and take her somewhere undeniably romantic like Venice or Paris. He would make sure there is a jam-packed agenda for the entire vacation, transitioning directly from one scenic outing to the next. At sunset, he would take her to a high-end restaurant by the water, where he would recite a rehearsed speech that he practiced for days (at a private reserved table, of course) about how much she means to him. He would then pull out a burgundy velvet box to reveal a sparkling, semi-large diamond ring that he picked out with the help of an expert.

Jimin - Jimin is probably the type to dream about proposing to his girlfriend after the first date. However, he's not one to be selfish either, and would try to perfectly cater the day to exactly what he thinks she would want. He would listen closely when she talks about the places she wants to visit, and then write them down later so he doesn't forget. I imagine the proposal occurring somewhere scenic and private that also incorporates some sort of fun activity, like a wine tasting in a winery followed by a walk in the vineyard, maybe even next to a small castle. Jimin would be grinning ear to ear the whole time, and as he gets on one knee, she would probably say yes before he can even utter a word. He would pick out a ring that's semi-traditional but with a unique twist, like a light pink diamond for the main stone, with a diamond band.

SUGA - Yoongi's proposal would be shockingly heartwarming and sentimental. He wouldn't do anything extravagant like a vacation or or grand gesture, but rather pour meaning into his proposal by revisiting history and the landmarks of their relationship. He would take her to the restaurant where they had their first date, the spot by the river where they had their first kiss, and reminisce together. The last location would be at the concert venue where they first met, to which he would book out for the day. In a cheesy, unlike Yoongi fashion (because the day has him feeling particularly sentimental), he would take the stage with his acoustic guitar and sing her a song he's been writing about her since the beginning. It would end with a declaration of wanting to be with her forever, despite everything. He may not initially opt for a ring and choose to discuss it with her afterwards, but if he did, he would pick out something extremely simple like a solid gold band or a very small diamond.

Jungkook - I think Jungkook would want to impress his girlfriend so badly (and also feel influenced by what a proposal "should" be like) that he would end up going way overboard with his proposal. He would send an outrageous amount of flower bouquets to her house, buy her a luxury dress, and take her out to eat at a high end restaurant. And that's not even part of the proposal. The proposal itself would be something adventurous and exciting, like inside a hot air balloon in mid air. It would all be a little excessive and overwhelming, but the sentiment still sweet nonetheless. He might also have the entire day planned in advance, but not know exactly when to propose until the right moment arises. When he does, he would probably be in tears and too nervous to say too much, and only manage a mousy "marry me". Ring wise, I think he would be excellent at picking something that suits her style perfectly.

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How BTS would react if another man tried to kiss you

How the BTS members would react when you tell them that another man tried to kiss you. Check out the masterlist for other fun content.

Jungkook - “Who is he, hm? Tell me where he lives so I can teach him a lesson.” This possessive boyfriend would not be happy. He wouldn’t question you for one second, of course, but would rather immediately resort to wanting to kick this guy’s ass. In fact, if he saw him in person he wouldn’t hesitate to call him out. Then he would be extra sweet and affectionate with you, in need of reassurance that you’re still his.

RM - “You’re so beautiful I don’t blame him for trying.” Namjoon would be sweet and unassuming on the outside as he trusts you and knows it wasn’t your fault, but would actually be furious on the inside. He wouldn't feel the need to confront him, but would probably spend hours trying to find him online and obsessing over the situation until he snaps out of it and realizes how ridiculous he’s being.

Jimin - “Are you okay? I’m so sorry this happened to you.” Jimin wouldn’t get jealous or angry, in fact he wouldn’t even think about the other man at all. He would be more concerned about how you are feeling and if you were okay after what happened. He might also be frustrated with himself for not being there for you, and try to make it up to you with flowers or a nice date.

j-hope - “Really?? Where did it happen? Who was he? Tell me everything.” Hoseok would be more inquisitive rather than upset or concerned (unless you were distraught). You two would have a good laugh about it, and it really wouldn’t be a big deal. Although, he might tease you about it for a little while by being playfully possessive and protective.

Jin - “I told you not to go out alone at night! Are you hurt? Let me run you a bath.” It’s not that he’s blaming you, it’s just that his protective instincts get the best of him when it comes to you. He wouldn’t care too much about who this other guy is, he would just want to make sure you feel comfortable and safe after the fact. And while you’re relaxing in the bath he made for you, he would be sitting on the floor next you, brushing your hair and telling you to never go out without him again.

V - “What a bastard. Does he think he can get away with this? Wait here, I’m going to talk to him now.” Not unlike Jungkook, Taehyung would be more preoccupied formulating his revenge than anything else. But after his anger dies down he’ll realize that he’s been neglecting you and would be so apologetic for not making sure you’re okay first. Even if you’re completely unbothered by it, the whole situation would be on his mind for a long time.

SUGA - “…..did you enjoy it? Was he handsome? Maybe we should invite him over.” Even though he might be a little upset about it, he knows you can take care of yourself and it didn’t cross his mind for even a second that you might've reciprocated the kiss. He would make a sarcastic joke about it, and then move on and never talk about it again. However, he might secretly keep tabs on him every now and then to make sure he stays in his place.

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Which BTS members are most likely to be experienced in relationships and/or sex

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1. Jungkook - I just know this boy is fucking seven days a week. He’s too goddamn fine and too much of a tease; he knows his effect on people and I fully believe he uses it to his advantage. Didn’t one of the members say he has mattresses all over his house during a live? Do they expect us to believe he actually uses those for sleeping? Although I do think he’s still a romantic at heart and would be loyal to the one he loves at the end of the day, he really does enjoy indulging in spontaneous sex and experimentation, and has probably fallen victim to the wide availability of women that fame has presented him with.

2. SUGA - Yoongi has undergone the most dramatic change out of the members, and I see him as having been with a lot of women/men/other folk during his earlier years, both for casual sex and regular dating. He’s so nonchalant that if someone came onto him I don’t think he would turn anything down. Nowadays though, he seems to value authentic connections a lot more and probably only dates someone if he is truly serious about them.

3. Jimin - Sweet Jimin knows how to work his magic flirty charms on just about anyone. Even if he hasn’t had a lot of meaningful relationships, per se, he might’ve had plentiful experiences hooking up with people. Not necessarily sex, but makeout sessions, short flings, situationships etc. There may also have been a semi-serious relationship or two mixed in there, too.

4. RM - Namjoon is a complex one. He strikes me as a little girl crazy and desperate for love, but at the same time he holds very high standards for his partner and is quite selective. I see him engaging in casual sex maybe once or twice just to try it out or to release some steam, but ultimately not enjoying it. I also predict he had one or two long term serious girlfriends rather than many casual ones. The lesser likely scenario is that he has deceived all of us and is actually a huge fuckboy.

5. V - While he’s extremely experimental in the bedroom when in a relationship, he doesn’t strike me as the type to hook up with random women or date casually. On the contrary, he is an all or nothing kind of guy when it comes to romance and doesn’t fall for people easily. He’s loyal and a hopeless romantic. He might have an ex that he views as “the one that got away” that prevents him from dating other people.

6. j-hope - Truthfully, I see j-hope as borderline asexual. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him show romantic or physical interest in anyone. If he does date, however, it would be casual and low key, but committed. He’s not particularly serious about relationships, but not interested in casual sex or quick flings either. Maybe romance just isn’t a priority in his life and he’s focused on other things.

7. Jin - I put Jin at the bottom of the list because he is such a massive introvert that he probably doesn’t even go out enough to meet women. I have no doubt he would easily attract many people with his unreasonably handsome face and comedic sense of humor, but even so, he doesn’t seem particularly interested in dating anyways. If any of the members were to be with one person for their entire life, it would be Jin.

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are you a pyschic or tarot reader? Or whatever you mention about the members is based on your own imagination or what you think they'd be like? I was just seeing your posts and I'm new here so. Btw loved them. 😍

Welcome and thank you :) I am definitely not a psychic, I just enjoy analyzing people and have consumed a lot of BTS content over the years, and needed an outlet to express it all. I write what I believe could be true based on my observation of their personalities, but we are limited to what we see on the screen and I'm sure they all have facets to their personality that we don't know about.