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i had a dream that i was phil and me and dan were throwing a sort of secret party out in the woods outside of the town where we worked in an evil factory (not important). we set up flyers around town and some sort of signs thru the path to get to the clearing were the party was.

people kept coming up to me and giving me all sorts of ice cream and when someone gave me a plain vanilla milkshake with like two blueberries in it, dan said like "oh someone remembered his preference"

dan was ordering pizza and he was trying to figure out how to explain the situation like

who he is

where we are

the sub suit

and im like ??? what the hell does that mean and i look over at him and he's wearing a masot costume of a sub sandwich and while confused, this barely phased me i just thought "yeah that would be hard to explain"

eventually i had to go back to work at the evil factory, and i got transferred to a slightly less evil wing

anyway i wish so bad that i could commission someone to draw sub suit dan lol

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i just... 27th birthday vs 37th birthday... ten years and the only thing that's really changed is they get to be themselves now

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did they cut the beginning of the stream with the echo 😭😭

yes but here it is if anyone wants to relive it

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LEGALISE CATBOYS

sweater available now: danandphilshop.com / us.danandphilshop.com

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going thru it

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what dan and phil text each other 2021/2022 parallels 🥹

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forgive me father for i have sinned

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forgive me father for i have sinned https://www.instagram.com/p/CkcN4wut6bl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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dnp tell the truth: queen dies

dan is leaving me: liz resigns

are you and phil behind this?? we’re on to you

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correct your posture

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dan and bird providing some eye bleach

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i want to know the empty void of peace phil feels when he’s tuning dan out

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@CHECKEREDLESTER: DAN KNEE CONTENT FOR YOU ALL

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@danielhowell really needs to add a "face palm counter" to his dystopia daily set lol

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you don’t get it i’m looking up every celebrity dan and phil ever been next to! this is too funny

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i will not be accepting any criticisms at this time