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maybe the reason work and chores are so hard for me is actually beacuse there IS something different about me and i'm not just lazy.......... or i could be just lazy and everyone figured out life before me!

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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we're bringin' it, we're bringin' it back... fireball

... season 4 is on the horizon... yumematsu time is approaching

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pepper anguish moodboard

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me when i get a charcuterie board: such meaningless cheese... i'll consume them all!

me when i'm sweeping leaves off the floor at work: such meaningless leaves.... i'll sweep them all!

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me when i'm stirfrying bean sprouts: such meaningless beans... i'll sauté them all!

me when i'm sweeping leaves off the floor at work: such meaningless leaves.... i'll sweep them all!

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me when i'm sweeping leaves off the floor at work: such meaningless leaves.... i'll sweep them all!

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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there is a spider that sits on its web just outside my apartment door and i've gotten into the habit of saying hello/goodbye to it when i get home/leave for work

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scrolling evil phone

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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Kink headcanons are so fun because you Can be blatantly indulging your own fetishes OR it's some shit you're not even into yourself & you just think The Character would be. You know

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when drawing requires you to draw

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Me when I’m stuck in this miserable existence instead of my f/o’s arms