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The more I read into reports about industrial and transportation accidents the less I feel like “operator error” actually exists

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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I got commissioned to paint griddlehark imagined as a classic romance novel cover, which needless to say is one of the greatest commissions of all time and I had an absolute blast.

Per the commissioner's request, I've also uploaded this art to INPRNT (link here).

Art without typography and a mock-up for fun under the cut!

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PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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who the fuck gave Utah a hockey team

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moiraine + 🔪🔪🔪🔪 (a continuing saga)

THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021—)

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First season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency being like

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...so i'm currently seeking a volunteer-

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i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

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this is their dynamic #ToMe

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Rosamund Pike as Moiraine Damodred Sedai in Wheel of Time Season 3 Behind the Scenes

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me walking up to the mic on karaoke night:

hey, dj, play Hills of Tanchico 💃

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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Relax and breathe.