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No. He does not. Also, the number of times he mentions Clive goes up significantly when you search the term “friend” instead of his name.

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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how jingo went

close ups on his face, bc i like when hes holding on by a thread

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Oh so this is just a think he keeps doing? And everyone can tell when he’s thinking about Clive? Okay, cool. He’s totally not pining at all.

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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weekend activities

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I am losing my mind now over all the times Jason thinks about Clive on earth. Thank you for making me so aware of it

no because it's absolutely insane. at first i was worried i was just imagining how much he was talking about clive because i was looking for it but i appreciate the confirmation that he talks about clive literally twice as much as the others

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*shoots up from bed* HOLD UP!

So. Okay. Monstrous regiment, after climax. Polly is meeting with Vimes and he’s giving her the vibes of this chill, not particularly noble dude who actually cares about human lives and stuff. It was a great conversation and one of my fave moments from the book, as a certified Vimes lover. But.

There’s one thing I JUST NOW realised happened in it. When Polly’s worried about all the ‘people in the other room’ (Rust and such), Vimes gives her a smile and says to not be worried because ‘I was once a seargant too’. This is obviously hillarious and it implies that Vimes knows how to manipulate the people in power to do what he wants them to, which we already knew, he is a nuisance to the nobs. But.

This book is set AFTER NIGHT WATCH. He was a SEARGANT TOO. Seargant in a special, almost military-esque rank during a really shitty situation. And it wasn’t that long ago. Or was it thirty years ago? Does it matter if the memory is still fresh in his mind?

HE’S TALKING ABOUT KEEL. HE’S TALKING ABOUT BEING JOHN KEEL. I AM GOING TO GO INSANE OVER HERE. FUCK THAT’S A GOOD DETAIL TO INCLUDE.

I am once again tipping my hat to Sir Pratchett for his writing. Fuck these books. How am I supposed to ever think about anything ELSE?!?!

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Team Biscuit height and body shape reference for myself

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i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

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They got weird cats in Ankh-Morpork

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@shunshuntaiga here is Asya’s description. Elsewhere, it me tions she has long, dark hair

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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He was eating a roasted rabbit like there was no tomorrow—which clearly had been the case for the rabbit

― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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Posting due to an emergency- please share widely if you're local to Chicagoland.

If anyone in the Chicagoland area sees this, a friend's service dog prospect is in need of immediate boarding from tomorrow until May 6. Winnie is about 40 pounds and is not dog-reactive at all, but the person caring for her was hospitalized and so my buddy is looking for a short term emergency foster!

I'm available to help with any transportation (you wouldn't need to drive her anywhere!) and compensation+coverage for food/medical/etc. would be involved. You wouldn't need to pay for her stuff, just make sure she has a place to stay and walk her and call me if she needs to go to the vet.

If this is something you or someone you know could help with, please let me know. It's an emergency situation, so for the first time in... well over a year, I am opening my inbox in case this is something you can help with. Please DM me if you or anyone you know can help.

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Thinking about Clive and getting visibly depressed. The guy known for always hiding his emotions got caught being emotional about missing the opportunity to watch Clive make a new discovery. That’s not just “i think you’re attractive” behavior. That’s “It makes me sad you won’t get the chance to see this thing, because I know how much joy it would bring you, and I love the look on your face when you’re engaged in your passions.”

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

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Everyone reblog with a fantastic Karmic Doom moment. I’ll go first: when the group got separated during the Reaper trials, and every other sentence Jason thought was “I wonder how Clive is doing. I hope Clive is Okay. I miss Clive.”