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cutie marks are so funny to me cause like. what if your life's calling + something you liked doing was flipping burgers. you get the mickey d's cutie mark the first time you step into a mcdonalds and everyone's like "woah i guess you're hired once the labor laws won't get us". do you think that shit factors into job interviews. someone with a gem carving cutie mark walks into a finance office and they're like "no go find a jeweler to hire you".

this is extremely funny because now im imagining ponies putting on fake cutiemarks suited for the job so that they have a better chance of being hired

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SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

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idk if all my chem fans know this but like

okay everyone knows that the opening song off bullets ‘romance’ is a cover of spanish romance which is an old spanish guitar classic

BUT i rarely see people talk about its appearance in dawn of the dead (1978), which is what early sunsets over monroeville is named after, the monroeville mall the group resides in during the zombie apocalypse.

and i JUST found out that gerard way’s fav horror movies r suspiria and dawn of the dead, both being related to dario argento (who wrote and directed suspiria, worked on dawn of the dead soundtrack) and goblin (who worked on both soundtracks)

it’s not even that interesting but i’m so happy to know that someone else in this planet likes 1977 suspiria (i like it more though) and 70s italian horror

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Continuing on the vampire theme

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do you think they've ever committed homicide together explored each other's bodies before

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i couldn't connect with people i felt like mewtwo

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@adelinejclose

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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Baby Girl ™

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yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an

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