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evilscheme · 4 hours ago
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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evilscheme · 5 hours ago
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Me: im gonna watch every anime cartoon ever lol
Some idiot named like, Michael probably: dude. My guy. That would be, uhhh pretty much impossible. Unless somehow you owned every single piece of animated media to ever come out of Japan, yooooud pretty much fail right away. And even if you did somehow, goooood luck with all that, brother. There is some preeeetty obscure shit, lots out there that probably no westerner has even heard about, heh. Plus there not cartoons.
Me: you have a point michael
You thought Michael was going to be the but of my joke? No. I learned to low key understand where he’s coming from, even if he annoys me a little. Later we are going to put poison in his food
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evilscheme · 6 hours ago
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in my restless dreams i see that shit
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evilscheme · 1 day ago
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Cinema without people: Beetlejuice (1988, Tim Burton, dir.)
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evilscheme · 1 day ago
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listen you can't be buying pixel art games with "Pixel" in the title
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evilscheme · 1 day ago
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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evilscheme · 1 day ago
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yagami out of touch thursday
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evilscheme · 3 days ago
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evilscheme · 4 days ago
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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evilscheme · 4 days ago
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me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule
every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed
me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-
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evilscheme · 4 days ago
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majima melon monday
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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Big challenges
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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More chiikawa art~
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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EMERGENCY PLEASE DON'T SCROLL: Help a disabled trans lesbian PoC with no income pay off a debt+necessities AND not become homeless as father lost his job
Sorry old post has a lot of notes but no help..also I have bad news. T_T
I just got back from the optometrist, my eyesight has gotten worse and my glasses are broken so I need new ones and new prescription: that is 575$ in total, including the check up... I really need this I am blind without my glasses and been suffering migraines a lot and can barely stand without getting dizzy...
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I also still have this debt to pay for my brain injury in USA...I as well have to pay for groceries and other necessities since dad lost his job! I'm so sorry I'm just so scared and is always in need...
I don't know what we are gonna do I am so scared and stressed.. Please please find it in your heart to help me!!! Thank you to whoever reads this far... If you can't help, please reblog and don't tag as anything!! I am so sorry once again for these but I have nothing else;;;
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KFI
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249$/9429$ (10004$)
UPDATE: I forgot to mention that my dad paid half for my glasses at the moment....but he still wants me to pay him back and as usual is threatening to kick me out knowing I have nobody and no where to go. Please help me!!
UPDATE 2: had to buy food as dad is letting me starve...
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evilscheme · 6 days ago
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(Vetted): Please help my friends in Gaza!
Some good friends of mine, the Abdul-Jawad family, in Gaza were forced to flee their home by IDF bombs - shortly after they were forced to flee from their previous home for the same reason when the ceasefire ended. So they need to buy a tent. The problem is that I don't have enough money left to help them. So, I'd like to ask my followers who are not bots to please either donate to them directly or share their Gofundme!
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They have been vetted, and I can personally vouch for them as well.
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They're good people, and they have four children, one of whom (Riyad) was recently disabled by another IDF attack and requires antibiotics for his leg.
Please, if at all possible, help them - even a little bit helps.
Thank you.
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