Warnings: Alcohol, mentions of sex, pregnancy. Fem ! reader.
Majority of this is fluff, but there are mentions of !BEEP! sooo yeah.
Characters: Armin, Eren, Erwin, Jean, Levi
a/n: I have to take my SAT tomorrow, please wish your girl good luck for those sweet, sweet good grades….
𝕬𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖓 𝕬𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖙 ~
Helps you plan the wedding and possibly loves it even more than you do. He’s a sucker for quality time.
Armin would prefer a small or medium-sized wedding. If you want a large wedding though, there’s no way he’s holding you back from having it.
100% a beach wedding. No doubt.
The venue is BEAUTIFUL. Spent countless nights researching and visiting places to make sure you got the best.
Eren is chosen as the best man, although Armin feels guilty for having to pick only one out of all his friends.
On the day of the wedding, Armin is a panicking mess. Eren and Jean literally have to give him a pep talk before he goes to stand at the alter.
Practiced deep breathing techniques before the wedding. Unfortunately, they aren’t working.
When you finally walk down the isle, Armin starts crying softly. Eren put his hand on his shoulder to comfort him……which just made him sob harder. He cried multiple times during the wedding.
Your wedding rings are the set his grandfather and grandmother shared :’)
Specifically told the bartender not to serve Connie and Sasha more than 3 drinks. He doesn’t trust them making their own alcohol-related decisions at his wedding.
Armin isn’t a dancer but….he practiced how to slow dance just for you.
Shy at first when it comes to the more fast-paced dancing, but Jean coaxes him into it, and he ends up having a lot of fun.
The speeches are so nice!!! But mostly because Armin asked Mikasa to read them over before hand to make sure they were okay.
After the wedding ends and everyone has left, you and Armin sit and watch the waves at night.
a/n: lmao i was drunk as hell when i wrote these so if they don’t make any sense that’s why- lemme know what y’all think!
eren
✧ doesn’t answer the phone the first time you call him, you end up having to call him 3 times before he picks up
✧ says he’s too busy to come get you when in reality he’s not doing shit- he’s literally just playing video games
✧ you have to end up calling an uber rip baby
armin
✧ speeds to the restaurant you’re at- he’s there within 10 minutes after getting off the phone with you, and it’s a 20 minute drive
✧ arrives with a water bottle and some tylenol for you because he thought you already sounded hungover on the phone
jean
✧ baby, you’re fucked, he was at brunch drinking mimosas with you
✧ he calls an uber to take you both home, but you end up getting kicked out 5 minutes into the ride because he tried to fuck you in the backseat
✧ you have to walk the rest of the way home
connie
✧ is quick to swoop you up in his hoopdie, he rolls up blasting mo bamba
✧ thinks it would be funny to take extra tight turns and swerve on the road to see if you throw up
✧ when you do he holds your hair back for you <3
reiner
✧ has no problem picking you up- literally
✧ he throws you over his shoulder and carries you out of the restaurant
✧ when you get to your place he carries you up the stairs and to your bed, even though you can walk just fine- he’s literally just looking for an excuse to hold you in his arms
bertholdt
✧ does not hesitate to pick you up
✧ lets you play whatever music you want when you’re in his car, and will sing along to harry styles’ with you
✧ will take you to get food when you ask him to even though you just left a restaurant, he doesn’t even question it
porco
✧ says he’ll only pick you up if you can give him gas money
✧ when you say you can’t pay him he leaves you on read
levi
✧ sends hanji to get you instead
✧ you spend the entire car ride talking about levi and the way he holds teacups
erwin
✧ is very serious when he picks you up
✧ tries to have an intervention with you in the car because he thinks you’re an alcoholic and lectures you on the importance of safe drinking
zeke
✧ rolls up to the restaurant on his goddamn bike, offers to take you home on his handlebars