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How do you cuddle an Ena???

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Curie!

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science bot

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imagine ur f/o with BEDHEAD!!!!!! RASPY MORNING VOICE!!!!!! SNUGGLING U CLOSER BC THEY DONT WANNA GET UP YET!!!!! IMAGINE IT NOW!!!!!!

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sorrey i just really like moon

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Some more Zeldas: I havent played these games edition™️ Sobs I know I really should

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「 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅/𝐎 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 」

𝘗𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵.

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your platonic fem f/o thinks you're awesome btw. she told me she thinks you're rad and fun to hang out with and if it were a choice between you and her most favourite thing in the whole world she'd choose you. everytime. yeah, yeah she told me that. just thought you should know

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Kis you

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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im thinking about a robot or ai or some other sort of sentient machine thats old and clunky or maybe just has a small ram or weak cpu that takes like thirty seconds to ten minutes to respond in conversations. and their partner who sits and talks with them anyway and just waits patiently because they love them

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Alright it's autism awareness month which means I have an excuse to do this for my fellow autistic self shippers:

Your f/o loves you

Your f/o will never leave you no matter if your under stimulated,over stimulated, burnout or Having a melt down

You're f/o loves listening to you talk about your special interest and hyperfications

Your f/o doesn't mind accommodating you in any way

Your f/o understands that some days are harder than others

Your f/o will never baby you (unless you like that) you,treat you like an idiot, disregard your autism or bully you because your autism

Your f/o hopes you have a great April and hopes you keep shining bright

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@halcyonmemories moon mo on m onnonieee,,,,

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we as a society need to put more focus on robotic love interests who are quite literally just giant fucking computers. this girl is a big blocky machine. takes up a whole room. not a single limb in sight. everything she says is barely comprehensible because her voice sounds so weird. yes it does make her 50x sexier

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Your writings are so fantastic and can't get enough of those!!! 😩😩💗💗💗💗💗💗 you know how much i simp for captain ice cookie right??? So i was wondering if i can get captain ice cookie x reader dating headcanons?? Its kinda sad that there are not much of her fics :(( ILYSM NH BTW YOUR WRITINGS ARE ABSOLUTELY CHEF KISS <333

CAPTAIN ICE MY UTTER BELOVED if she is not added to the kingdom roster i will kill. like come ON dude a pirate update and no captain ice??? a sin.

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Captain Ice/Reader

Notes: general fluffy headcanons

Content Warnings: none

A/N: the REAL frost queen

Captain Ice has seen many-a-beautiful thing in her day — crimson sunsets over open waters; massive, gentle whales breaching the surface with a spray that refracts into rainbows; the silhouette of land just peeking over the expanse of blue — but no sight is more radiant than you, lying beside her in the early hours of the morning.

Those mornings spent with only you in her quarters are her favorites. She awakens before the sun has a chance to creep over the horizon and loses herself in the gentle rocking of her ship and the rhythm of your peaceful breathing.

Oh, to remain tangled in your limbs for an eternity…

Though a bit of a hardass toward her crew, she’s got a special soft spot reserved only for you (and children, which you've come to find out).

Despite being so stern, she loves her crew -- and you -- like family.

She does, however, expect you to know everything there is to know about staying safe while aboard a ship.

^She gives you surprise drills nearly every week. You have, in fact, been thrown overboard in a mock "walk the plank" situation to test your stranded-at-sea know-how (over safe, shallow waters, that is).

She always smells of the sea -- a salty tang that kicks at the back of your throat -- and ocean water may as well flow through her veins.

On clear nights, Captain Ice will usually remain on deck long after the sun goes down, watching the stars.

She can teach you every constellation in the night sky. Stay with her long enough, and she'll teach you the stories behind them.

She's not much for reminiscing, but she has quite a few tales from her years out at sea -- you just have to ask about them.

Despite the naturally husky voice, Captain Ice has some pipes. she can belt out sea shanties like a superstar. Of course, you'll have to get her very drunk before she'll so much as change her cadence.

Captain Ice writes poetry. She thinks nobody knows. The whole crew knows.

^^From what she's shown you, her poetry is very minimalist. Harsh, boldfaced words in barked sentence fragments, like breathless commands from a strained chest.

You told her you liked her poetry. The next day, you woke up to a note on your pillow.

My frigid heart Under your warmth My dark abyss Under your light My tumultuous ire Under your peace My ocean, a storm Your stars, a sanctuary

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