eviltheleon00

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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

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i'm getting into batman lore for the first time and the fact that the only meta in the batfamily has light powers and is a symbol of hope??? in gotham of all places??? and his superhero name is THE SIGNAL??? duke thomas you really are that bitch

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“Show don’t tell” is good advice unless you’re trying to write fanfiction. In which case: tell me everything. Tell me their thoughts, their trauma, their dental records, the exact color of the sky when they realized they were in love. Show me nothing. Hold my hand and tell me.

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"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

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jay jay siwa

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What I think Dally's fridge looks like

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i cant believe people love dallas winston but hate cherry valance

like? do you understand how dumb you sound?

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Sodapop: Promise me y'all won't fight anymore? Please?

Ponyboy: Don't worry Soda, we won't.

Darry: We promise.

*20 minutes later*

Ponyboy: *outta nowhere* Water isn't wet.

Darry: How the fuck is water not wet, it's water—

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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IM A STEVE RANDLR LOVEERRRR

Steve Randle.....they could never make me hate you....

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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

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Two-bit would be a “I need a goth girlfriend so bad” type of person.

But ACTUALLY mean it.

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Why are so many men embarassing like yall embarassing whole countries why cant yall all just be like jake peralta fuck it everyone should be jake peralta regardless of gender lets all just identify as jake peralta

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Everyone always talks about how tough and cold and mean The Outsiders characters are. Everyone will discuss the crimes they've committed and the things they've stolen a thousand times over, but we never get enough of the soft stuff. Soda laying his head on Darry's lap to fall asleep? Darry calling Ponyboy "honey"?? Soda calling him "baby"??? We don't talk about these parts of the book enough.

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Same coin.

Different sides.