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Happy Labor Day

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Warning!

You should petted the bunny now!

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purchased a wrist brace to help with my wrist and immediately hurt my wrist opening the straps on the wrist brace

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Being a transgender woman is basically accepting that the possibility of being a woman is worth being one of the most hated groups of people on earth at this current moment in time. God forbid you’re not White. We really looked at all that and went “jesus christ. Beats being a guy though I guess”

Or we die. Mostly the former. Survivability bias n all. We’re all so “brave and strong” until we’re not. How many girls are buried with no one knowing her name? No one out there knowing that she dreamed to be someone else?

Mourn those girls. Please.

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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

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she is not just Shooting Her Shot™. she is unloading the whole clip 💘

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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My wife freshened up my undercut, so now maybe I'm good until the hot weather stops.

Long hair gets HOT

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YOU STILL NEED TO VOTE

even if he dies in a week or days before the next election. Do not forget in the loss of one enemy that he is not without allies. All of this started long before he joined politics and will continue long after he leave it, either on foot or in a box.

WE STILL NEED TO VOTE. DO NOT FORGET THIS.

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And now. A confession!

It’s not a bad thing that stories end. In fact, I often consider the ending the most important part of a story.

You can walk away from a bad beginning and continue onward with the story, but a bad ending will taint everything that came before it.

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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Whenever I tell people that I dream of playing as many versions of Cinderella’s stepsisters as possible, I have to mention the mildly deranged illegal production of Cinderella I was in when I was 12.

I used to go to this small drama camp as a kid that was entirely run by one nice lady, I believe named Carol. We would put on abridged minimalist versions of popular musicals at a local church with only one week of rehearsal. These weren’t licensable junior versions. Carol created them herself.

She wrote the scripts to include the major plot highlights and famous lines from the various musicals and she arranged and accompanied all of the songs on the piano herself. We did Annie, Mary Poppins, the Wizard of Oz, and, the year before I came, Peter Pan. These shows were definitely illegal, but they were so small that nobody really noticed, and they were a ton of fun. The camp was also extremely affordable, so nobody was getting rich off of it.

But Cinderella, my final production with them, was next-level. When I arrived for the first day of camp, I was curious to see if it would be the Disney version or the Rodgers and Hammerstein version.

It was both. And neither.

Carol somehow wrote an almost entirely original book for Cinderella that used the best songs from both the Disney and R&H versions. That meant that I, as a stepsister, got to sing the “Stepsisters’ Lament,” a peak song if you ask me, but adorable little kids playing mice also got to sing “Cinderelly, Cinderelly.”

The one thing about combining both versions is perhaps an overemphasis on the Fairy Godmother, because the songs “Bibbidy Bobbity Boo” and “Impossible” are both no-brainers to include. But somehow, things worked out perfectly there, too, by splitting the role.

See, we didn’t just have a Fairy Godmother.

We also had a Fairy Godfather.

I was 12, so I didn’t quite get the joke, but as an adult, I’m obsessed with the implication that Cinderella got her dress, slippers, and carriage through some kind of vague affiliation with the mafia.

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Weiss and Blake both had to learn how to speak Ruby upon joining Team RWBY.

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The exciting continuation of this post I made a little bit ago about how Weiss needed to learn how to speak Ruby. 

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TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.

FUCK YOURSELF.