eviltomfoolery
eviltomfoolery
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eviltomfoolery · 4 hours ago
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just a single slow desire fermenting
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eviltomfoolery · 15 hours ago
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who up dinking they oiter
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eviltomfoolery · 15 hours ago
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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eviltomfoolery · 16 hours ago
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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eviltomfoolery · 16 hours ago
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*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…
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eviltomfoolery · 24 hours ago
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SEE YOU AT BASRAR’S!!!🍦🍨🥤
Flat color version that I also like 😊
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eviltomfoolery · 24 hours ago
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eviltomfoolery · 24 hours ago
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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Does anyone have this
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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eviltomfoolery · 1 day ago
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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eviltomfoolery · 2 days ago
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eviltomfoolery · 2 days ago
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