24 | Dutch | he/they | side blog: saltonice
Last active 3 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
202K notes
·
View notes
Text
Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…
106K notes
·
View notes
Text
SEE YOU AT BASRAR’S!!!🍦🍨🥤
Flat color version that I also like 😊
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
64K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats
68K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
43K notes
·
View notes