evilvampwhore
evilvampwhore
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evilvampwhore · 23 hours ago
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my acting teacher fucking targeted me and came up to me and had me redo this stupid fucking gallop we all had to do in a circle like louder and I got so red I actually started crying a little like I had to hide behind my friend for a second I wanted to end It I hate improv games so much
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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Coming to school and ignoring bro like I didn’t imagine us making out to fall asleep last night
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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had quite a raucous laugh in English
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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found my new friend In the hallway wandering and she said I’m so high so wish her luck
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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‘I can see it’ no you cannot!!! A boy even willingly talking to me is incredibly improbable let alone being interested in me!!! Stop leading me on!!!
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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i complimented the guy with the Bowie backpacks backpack and he looked unenthused and just said ‘thanks.’
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evilvampwhore · 24 hours ago
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we’re Gonna read the odyssey in English so I’m cumming but today the teacher was like what do you know of Greek myth so ofc I was geeked and there was this one mf who knew SO MUCH and his knowledge charmed me….mind, body, and soul…. And my friend (also my ex) said he went to her school and looked disappointed and said he was Mormon BUT he was also a nerd and a loser little did she know that’s my type and he also gave the teacher a marvel fun fact….
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evilvampwhore · 2 days ago
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i came home and was alone so I sang bridge over troubled water 6 times and then cranked hog and ate an ice cream bar #livingthelive
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evilvampwhore · 2 days ago
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Dude David Bowie storing his piss in jars in the fridge to stop jimmy page and the witches from stealing it is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard actually
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evilvampwhore · 3 days ago
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Might try out for the school play… how to monologue please
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evilvampwhore · 3 days ago
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Heyyyy so why can’t I draw this is making me shake I can’t draw a face anymore it’s only been a few months where’d my skills go how come I’m the dumbest person in my honors classes I’ve always been the smartest and I’m not impressive for my age anymore
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evilvampwhore · 3 days ago
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why are boys fucking huge
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evilvampwhore · 4 days ago
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my Monday outfit is so fire you bitches better be angry you can’t see it
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evilvampwhore · 4 days ago
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i am SCARED OF JIM MORRISON! I hate his FACE!!!
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evilvampwhore · 5 days ago
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don’t ask me to read aloud in class because I’m gonna do my Bob Dylan impression
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evilvampwhore · 5 days ago
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i forgot i dont know how to talk to people so I’ve been staring at cool people in my classes like a dog begging for your food
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evilvampwhore · 5 days ago
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I’m lwk a horrible friend bc I literally don’t gaf 😞 like I really care about my friends but like I cannot be their therapists or solve their problems and like I don’t ever wanna talk or hang out that much bc I just like being alone so much better, that’s why I heart one of my best friends so much because she was homeschooled for like eight months and we didn’t speak once and then she came back and it was like no time passed and we were best friends again
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