evilwizard

[evilwizard]

I think the idea of saying “I cast power word something-or-other” is really stupid

Just speak the word and let them figure it out, they’ll know if they know their spells properly, you’re just wasting time

it’s a weird coincidence, but every power word happens to be part of a compound word that begins with “I-cast-power-word-“ so and so

[evilwizard]

[evilwizard]

Are the rumors true you got expelled from magic school for casting Power Word Whomst'd've on your English teacher?

whomst’d’ve’s asking?

[evilwizard]

Playing a tabletop RPG where being married is mechanically represented as a persistent status condition and the evil wizard trying to dispel your party's buffs accidentally gives you a divorce.

[evilwizard]

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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[evilwizard]

I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.

[evilwizard]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[evilwizard]

what is that

sin is actually really cool and good for you

[evilwizard]

#mysins

sin is actually really cool and good for you

[evilwizard]

sin is actually really cool and good for you

[evilwizard]

ironically this plant is said to repel witches, so. i don’t think she’s coming back

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[evilwizard]

[evilwizard]

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

[evilwizard]

Are you hiring off-putting goons and grunts. I have abscess the ooze and only 6 vertebrae but I can pull a mean lever

your resume speaks for itself

[evilwizard]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2