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i’m coming back guys don’t you worry, life is just kicking my ass rn

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i’ll get to those asks soon guys i swear. i’m just busy as sht rn

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do i have mother miranda currently revolving around a slight bird characterization? yes. yes i do. and i dont regret anything

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RE8 Social Media Followers

Based off of Tiktok/Instagram but not explicitly either of them. Didn't know if I should add the rest of the characters but lmk if you want to see them! (I don't know anything about being internet famous, don't flame me lol)

I have another RE8 Social Media post here!

Alcina:

Followers: 5.7m

Following: 100+ (Her daughters, Mother Miranda, Moreau, and random women..) Karl isn't there because she has him blocked and will only unblock him occasionally to comment on his post and get more likes on her comment.

Top post: 6.2m likes. A video of her sitting in a chair sipping wine while raising her eyebrows at the camera (she was wondering why her daughters were recording her) The number of edits that was made from this was atrocious.

Bela:

Followers: 480k

Following: 300 (She refuses to go over this number. She follows her family and random profiles she thinks are interesting)

Top post: 1.7m likes. Thirst trap including Cassandra and Daniela. The edits.... sooo many edits made of them too.

Cassandra:

Followers: 569k

Following: 666 (...sadistic little shit)

Top post: 1m likes. Probably her doing something extremely dangerous. She got those velocity edits made of her escaping near "death".

Daniela:

Followers: 298k (She has a total of 5-6 posts, but everybody follows her anyway since she's a Dimitrescu)

Following: 2000+ (She doesn't make content often, she just wants to see pictures/videos)

Top post: 400k likes. She wasn't even doing anything much. She was just eating a bagel and holding the camera in the air, recording herself and her sisters as they did something.

Donna:

Followers: 1m

Following: 900+

Top post: 2.7m likes. She was just trying to show the internet her garden and her gardening skills but everyone ended up thirsting over her and everything she does.

Mother Miranda:

Followers: 7 (Alcina, Karl(only occasionally), Moreau, Dimitrescu daughters) She also made her account private with the help of Daniela.

Following: 9 (Followed back her followers, a news channel and two profiles about birds ex. bird watching, facts, funny videos)

Top post: She has no posts lol.

Karl:

Followers: 531k

Following: 50

Top post: 981k likes. Him with his shirt off showing his scars/tattoos, cigarette in his mouth and doing whatever "yard" work. (Do you all know those thirst traps men make on tiktok of them heaving a hay bale or something)

Moreau:

Followers: 16k

Following: 17k (He thinks he should follow everyone that follows him and then some)

Top post: 270k likes. He was showing a family "game" night he thought was fun. It was just pure chaos.

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Alcina loved her daughters really, she would never ever regret her decision to take them in. Really! It's a blessing, she would fight through heaven and hell to keep them happy, healthy and by her side.

But being a mother to the three of them included:

No personal space

Barely any personal time

No clean floors

No whole furniture

No maidens that have been there for more than 8 months

Eventual loss of hearing due to them screaming in her ear for one thing or another (or screaming at each other for one thing or another)

Impromptu workout sessions when they would jump on their mother for love and attention

Lacking the ability to say "no"

Bonus:

Late night cuddle sessions

And really, they've only broken.. oh, around 6 vases this week. At least it's 3 less than last week!

*CRASH*

Two. Two less than last week.

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The daughters with puppy tendencies? Not the wildest thing to think about.

Alcina buying chew toys and large "dog" beds. She couldn't ever tell if the chew toys were a blessing or a curse. On one hand, she could keep one of them occupied for hours by handing them a chew toy and have them gnawing on it. On the other hand, that also meant they would drop off slobbered, dirty toys in her lap whenever they felt like playing.

She would be tempted to say no at those moments, but how could she when her girls looked at her with such eagerness and wholeheartedness. Alcina could practically see their tails furiously wagging behind them.

She had spoken to Mother Miranda at some odd point about it, but Miranda didn't seem too concerned. The scientist had only told her to care for them like she had been and they would turn out just fine.

Alcina couldn't tell if "turning out fine" meant knocking out in the various dog beds she had posted in the spots they frequented or the gargantuan hole they seemed determined to make in their back yard.

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Hot milf summer anyone

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If the Dimitrescu family had normal lives (mostly) and the girls were just kids, Alcina would definitely take them out to ice cream after school.

They would get in the car after a long day of elementary classes then she would just ask "so who wants ice cream?" and they all let out cheers, chanting some random ice cream song they probably made up as Alcina drives them all over to their favorite dessert shop with a wide grin, maybe even joining in on the song.

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Currently thinking about: The daughters constantly bickering and arguing, even over the tiniest things. Alcina had thought at first that they really did detest each other, that she had failed to raise them in an environment they would thrive in.

It hit her especially hard when she heard screaming and the slamming of doors from her study. She could hear the sniffles coming even from the other side of the ward, Alcina could feel her chest tighten.

Later that night, with a heavy mind and an even heavier heart she trudged to the library, wanting to wind down and think about the day. She entered the room, looking up at the last second to find a breathing pile of cloaks and limbs. Curious, she quietly walked over to peer at her girls wrapped around each other, snuggling further into the cuddle.

Her mind changed then. She didn't fail at being a mother, she passed with flying colors, she thought, as she settled herself right next to her daughters.

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the strong urge to gently cup her cheeks with my bare hands and pepper her handsome face with kisses

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Lady Dimitrescu (staring at the faded stretch marks on her hips due to the experimentation making her grow): These are grotesque.

Bela: No they aren't. You look gorgeous.

Daniela: Yes, like a momma tiger.

Cassandra: A fierce and gorgeous momma tiger.

Lady Dimitrescu (tearing up): Do you think so?

Cassandra, Bela, and Daniela (in unison): Absolutely mother!

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Daniela is like the perfect golden retriever gf 😭

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RE8 Social Media

What I think each RE8 character would put on their social media profiles (This is semi related to the modern hcs I did before here and here!

Lmk if I missed anything :)

Alcina:

Photos of her girls

Wine

Jewelry

Morally grey inspirational quotes..

Her favorite songs

Her hat??

Typical middle aged wine mom scenery photos

Her expensive furniture

Her girls' projects

She probably makes those videos from tiktok that highlight how rich someone is with some music in the background (ex. showing off cars, buildings, business, stacks of money, all of that)

Videos of her playing around with her girls

A random photo and her ranting about how annoying Karl is in the caption

Swim suit photos

Random things her daughters brought her

Bela:

Aesthetic food photos

Family photos

Pictures of the wild that she took with a camera she bought

Video games

Songs she likes

Aesthetic book photos

Selfies she took with her sisters

Shows she's obsessed with

Art

Her flies...

"A day in my life" videos

Cute socks that she has

Pictures of her hugging her mother

Food and drinks she gets from walking out into the city and buying from food stalls

Blurry filter selfies

Cats

Cassandra:

Her sickles.

The rainbow loom bracelet she got from Bela

One or two photos with her sisters and mother

Selfies with a big smile and a man-thing laying face down on the ground, everybody just thinks its a skit

Her hanging upside down on things or pictures of her doing dangerous things with Daniela

Her pride flag hanging in her room

New sickles she receives, or ones she gets specially made

Bite marks she leaves on maidens...

Videos of her annoying Bela

Her outfits

Thirst traps..

Knives

Videos of her getting into street fights

Her muscles

Daniela:

She would un-ironically post things she catches, like those dudes that share the fish they caught

Poems

Pranks she plays on her family

Terrified faces of maidens

Really good selfies (I feel like she would be the best at taking them)

Videos of her sitting in the forest with background music.. for aesthetic purposes

Her fidget toys

A photo of her holding a book in front of a fireplace and Bela in the background with the caption "book night with sissy"

Gifts she gets from her mother

Pictures of her cuddling with her sisters

Flowers

Romance books

Minion memes..

Her recordings of Cassandra getting into street fights

Photos of her and Cassandra flexing their biceps..

Donna:

Her garden

Her hands lol

Her dolls

Her workbench

The food she bakes

Photos she has with Alcina

Her room

She makes thirst traps once in a blue moon

Group photos with all the Lords + MM

Aesthetic videos of her doing work in her garden

Holiday posts.

Photos of Angie doing things

More pictures of her hands... probably with a bit of grime on them after working on the garden. But not like those obnoxious hand thirst traps just pictures of her forearm down (..god thats so hot.. im just thinking about it. im so gay)

Angie's drawings

Mother Miranda:

Eva (I'll let her have her daughter in this series)

Feathers

Lab equipment

Blank photos with a caption that looks like she was recording logs on a recorder

Literally a singular photo of her with the Lords and Dimitrescu daughters

One rolling chair picture

The view from her house

Her talons and mask

The news channel, and sometimes her angry rants about the things that are said on the news

Her first post is captioned with "Hello."

Eva's first day of school

Birds

One tiktok that Cassandra sent her as a joke and captioned it with "Why does she do this to me?"

Mia:

Rose ofc

A picture with Ethan

More Rose

Her outfit of the day

Her meals

Pictures of her holding up coffee in front of a nice view or something

She has a photo of her "Kiss the cook" apron

Rose bushes

Beach day photos

Maybe the occasional picture of her drinking a glass of alcohol and captioning it "It's 8 pm somewhere in the world."

Books

Minion memes that are only funny to millennials

Her wearing glasses in the car with a crying Rose in the backseat, captioning it "Good morning to you too, Rose"

Utensils

Karl:

Wolf photos

Cigars

Pictures of his Lycans

A video of him wrestling a group of Lycans to the ground

Text conversations between him and Alcina, captioning it "The big bitch has somethin to say"

Him and Moreau but he's slightly insulting Moreau in the caption

Videos of him doing smoke tricks

Him with his shirt off.. in almost every single photo

Pictures of him smoking, captioning it "Fifth one of the day" or something vulgar

His tattoos (you can't tell me this man wouldn't absolutely cover himself with tattoos)

Again, him with his shirt off but he's holding a metal scrap weapon and theres a cigar in his mouth

Moreau:

Cute cat pictures

Photos with the other Lords, captioning it with the smiling emoji or ":)"

Flowers

Fish

Things he wants to do

Things he does do

Pictures of his favorite spot to relax

A picture of him and the other Lords playing a board game, captioning it "Family game night :)"

Puppy pictures with a smiley face

Showing photos or videos of people doing things and saying "Isn't this cool?"

He doesn't know a lot about social media so often times he just posts a random blank photo with no caption but it still gets about 10 likes

Every piece of mail he gets from the other Lords + MM

Ethan:

Rose

Photos of him and Mia

Specifically breakfast photos

Him with sunglasses on and a margarita in his hand

Him with sunglasses in a tropical button up shirt with the top 4 buttons undone

Photos of the fish he catches

His motorcycle (I seriously bet he would have one)

Working out videos

Gun showcases

Hiking pictures

Photos of him playing pool

Photos of him in the pool

Beach day photos

"Hanging out with the boys" photos... lol

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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

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Part 2. If the RE8 ladies were properly introduced to modern society these are the things I think they would hate

I did this really late at night, so apologies if there are any mistakes!

Alcina:

Fake nails. Who puts something on their fingers that can be so easily broken? You can't slash people if something just snaps off in the middle of the fight

Latex gloves

Computer mice

Chopsticks

TV remotes

Modern doors

Vapes. She loves smoking but she wouldn't go out of her way to buy something that just creates smoke in her face and has a rancid taste, and the vape burn just isn't pleasing in general nor the same as her usual ones(to her at least)

Normal keyboards. She starts typing and all the keys start flying off???

Hangars. Don't get her wrong, she likes the idea but they always just snap into two pieces in front of her face

Helicopters and airplanes. These things are obnoxiously loud, blows her hair and hat around, don't look nice, takes up too much space for something like.. that and couldn't even keep up with her if she started flying? What's the point, she can't even fit inside (Normal people use these things Alcina...)

Every single modern brand shoe

Ads, for anything. She doesn't have the time to sit through those types of things

Fake fireplaces

Fake anything. Ex. fruits, decoration, props, things that look like they work but actually do not

Wired headphones

Baseball caps. She prefers her own hat, thank you very much.

Siri

Hard drives, she keeps losing them

Airpods, for the same reason as hard drives, and because they don't fit

Motion activated lights

Extension cords

Modern slang, what the hell is a WAP

Bela:

Ads, like Alcina. She asks her mother to buy her youtube premium and all that to get rid of them

Cheese graters

Mayonnaise

Converse shoes

Samsung

Unicycles

Bicycles

Anything with the word 'cycle' in it that isn't the spin cycle on a washing mashing

Cotton candy, she hates the way it makes her teeth feel after

Curtains that aren't black out curtains, why would you buy something that doesn't do its job (blocking out light)

Holograms

Fireworks

Cheap skin care products

Cheetos

Greek yogurt

Mopeds

Pogo sticks

The eye test where they blow a sharp gust of air into your eye

Showers with no tub. Who are you and what did you do with my bath tub????

Animal print clothing

Extremely fragmented perfumes, soaps, dish soaps, etc etc

Cliche love tropes, she's tired of seeing the same thing over and over

Cassandra:

Training dummies, she wants the real thing

Mustard

Ads

Calendars

Sidewalks, everybody is always in her way

Stop signs

Brochures

Trucks

Helium balloons

Dictionaries

Those coin pusher machine games

Egg cartons???

Hair dressers. Why is a stranger holding a sharp object next to her face

Revolving doors

The gym, it just makes her want to fight everybody. She'd rather work out at home

Instagram

Heels from Gucci

Metal lamp posts that are below 10 ft tall, she wants to fight it

Doctors visits

Yoyos

Hot dog buns

Highways

Murder mysteries, she could do so much better than that

Legos. She's absolutely tired of stepping on them

Daniela:

Airport conveyor belts

See through doors

Milk

Ads

Slide shows

Sporks, just choose one you can't have both

Goggles, then she REALLY feels like a fly

Censoring "Just say F*CK why can't you say F*CK!" (lol)

Bug spray

Toffee candies

Baby wipes, she hates the smell

Garbage trucks

Fake cabinets and drawers, she's ripped off a few handles since she didn't know they were just for show

Romance books that don't end with a happy ever after

The default iPhone alarm tune, it makes her feel homicidal

Youtube tutorials

Any chair that doesn't spin, she sat in one spinny chair and decided every other chair wasn't worthy

Captain America

Canned goods

Styrofoam (she loves styrofoam peanuts though)

Foldable tables

Glasses, they just get in the way of everything

Sunscreen

Ketchup

Fake plants, she tried chewing on one once and it was just a bad experience for her

Peanut butter

Tacos

Donna:

Commercials

Animal plushies that fall apart too easily

Too many shoe laces on a single shoe

Wired headphones, she keeps getting tangled

Off brand legos, they keep falling apart since they aren't made well. It makes her sad

Tape, specifically double sided tape

Fake plants

Narrow doorframes, they seem to just be getting slimmer every year

Plane jets

Online links that don't work.. then why is it there???

Fake cabinets and drawers

Laffy taffy

The idea that you have to throw a piece of pasta on the wall and if it sticks its cooked???

Why are people breaking pasta in half?

Slippers

Concerts

Juul pods

Animals dying in movies (she cries every time)

High school love story shows

Converse and Nike shoes

Modern interpretation of mythology and the "villains"

Captain America. (Daniela gave her a presentation on why she shouldn't like him)

Pesticide. She got a job done once for roaches and it killed all her plants (Moreau recommended it; he apologized)

Jaw breakers

The rainbow swirl lollipops

Hand air driers in public bathrooms

Sporks

Newspapers, she likes modern magazines now

Mother Miranda:

Extremely clear glass windows/doors... for.. reasons.

Glass.

Really. Clean. Glass.

Did I mention crystal clear glass?

Push/pull doors with no indication of which way it swings

Non-tinted windows

Sunglasses, she feels ridiculous

Skimpy swimsuits, she's not getting in that

Phone call ring tones, alarms, anything type of sound that a phone might make (she likes having a phone, just not the sounds that come with it)

Solid color salt and pepper shaker bottles with no labels

Velcros

Styrofoam

Plastic water bottles

Lawn mowers, she would stare outside her window every single morning, watching as people mow their lawns (that is, if she obviously doesn't live in a secluded home.. but details details..)

Leaf blowers

Nerf guns, Alcina's daughters keep pelting her with them

Doctors

Dentists, why would your fingers be in her mouth

Small mousepads

Small screens

Any modern brand shoe

Wired things, she has no time to worry about cables and all that

Heavily scented lotions (Forever 21, Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret), she wants her hands to be moisturized, not smell like an entire flower garden

Things that just don't have a label in general, she can't live with just a random blue bag filled with unknown contents, even if its just coffee grounds

Uber eats

Super. Clear. Windows.

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