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How y'all gonna fuck a foot

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Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

like we have the vacuums

we have the dirty stuff

we have the fixers

we have the ceptioners

and we have my favorite 

like these are the greatest things in the world

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Bee the difference 

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I am actually working on some things that AREN’T snakes, but here are some more snakes in the meantime. Good thing snakes are the best! Ha ha ha. o_o

So first off I have a couple of morphs — a blue-eyed lucy, probably the most ~*magical*~ bp morph and a personal dream pet; and a… granite spider morph? I just found it on google and liked the colors.

The last thing is just a little memorial I did for my baby Noodle. She was my very first snake and I am still very sad that I won’t get to see her grow to adulthood. Might draw/paint her again sometime, I don’t think this one does her justice.

EDIT: Oh right — again, click here to purchase a ball python morph print if you are so inclined. Thanks!

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So. Yeah.

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via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

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corn snakes are not lap snakes; give them anything less than 100% of your attention for 15 seconds and they’ve gone over your shoulder, through your blankets, rearranged their tank, texted your ex, hailed a cab, and stolen the declaration of independence

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Biology

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Disease (2)

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Evolution (and Space)

Flora and Fauna

Genetics

Inventing Species

List of Legendary Creatures

Night Vision/Color Vision

People

Constructed Language (Conlang)

Basics/Phonology (2) (3)

Conlang

Conlang Guide

Conlang vs. English

Creating a Language (Revised)

Culture + Language

Curse Words

How to Create Your Own Language

How to Create a Language

IPA Pronunciation

Making Up Words

Culture Guides

7 Deadly Sins

Alien Cultures (2)

Alternative Medieval

Avoiding Cultural Appropriation

Avoiding Medieval Fantasy (2)

Avoiding One-Note Worlds

Avoiding Utopia

Change (2)

Class/Caste System (2)

Culture

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Everything (2) (3)

Fantasy

Gender-Equal Societies

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Nationalism

Nations

Slavery

Static World

Structure

Wandering Peoples

Economy

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Currency (2) (3)

Current Global Economies

Economic Systems

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Economics and Government

Economics for Dummies

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Types of Economic Systems

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Clothing Reference

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Fame and Infamy

Family

Food (2)

Food Timeline

Immigration/Emigration

Literature

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Travel

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Justice System

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Oppressive Government

Political Ideologies

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Totalitarianism, Atmosphere Necessary For

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I love Sahuna! 

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And that’s how PeeBee’s escape pod was thrown into space while she slept

Credits goes to this person for the funny dialogue

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Bioware: Okay, since you refuse to fuck humanoids, you can pick Vetra or Jaal.

Me: I want both.

Bioware: You can't have both.

Me: But I want both.

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You know, every other story mission is just Jaal having a bad time and learning bad stuff, like we should rename to whole game to Mass Effect: Jaal is Shook

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somEONE KILL ME MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS