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hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

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tumblr are you telling me something

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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Cuteness aggression rizz so strong my girl hits me with a semitruck

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do i even need to say it?

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Fish eye perspective of a cat eating

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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a personal favourite bit of dialogue

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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live

Me approaching the end of March:

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every week there is some kind of laundry. sick of it

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is that simple task bothering you queen

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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

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this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it

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eso affirmations