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Yea I should post here again

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hello! it’s been a few months but i just wanted to pop in and check in on u guys :) hope everything is going well! take care :D

Tank youm. I'm doing a bit chaotic but well and mod matt is surviving. but mod matt doesn't rlly care avout ew anymore and im kind of embarrassed to make ew magines under their gaze and tutelage. I want to but I have the self consciousness. Thank you for speaking to us...

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What would be each of the guys' worst qualities as a partner

Hi sorry we're busy bees. Anywhay this is hard as a definite answer. I may later introduce traits of them as partners that are worse than this as I think of them, but here’s my current answers.

Edd is full of resentment. Why, he doesnt know, but he keeps a running log of any small infraction you make and if you find it he will burn it in your hands. I wouldnt go so far as to say he hates you but he resents you and is actively looking for you to mess up.

Matt has killed people and will probably pressure you to indulge in it as well for his enjoyment. You know i think that's his bad trait is his inability to let go of something he wants. eventually you give in and say yes matt sure we can go to the zoo break into the koala exhibit and kick them against the wire. He just subtly pressures you into doing everything but not in pinpointable ways you can actively say dude stop it and id imagine it gets exhausting

Tom is similar to edd in that he puts up walls of anger and avoidance to romantic stuff, but is too lazy to act on it. Also he's annoying and if hes not calling every 30 seconds he doesnt talk to you for months. He wont commit to anything. if you ask him to say "I love you" seriously he WILL attempt to drown himself in any nearby sink. Actually even if you ask him on a date or try to confess your feelings for him he is fucking bolting full speed out the door into the nearest river to drown. You could be married for 3 years and say like tell me something i dont know about you! and he would waterboard himself instead

Tord might actually be the nicest out of the guys now that I think about it. Damn. Like his hangups are all extremely sexual and if you refuse he'll be like FUCK THIS GAY EARTH and scream into a pillow. WAIT. he REFUSES to be candid. Most situations youll ask him a question and he'll be like no opinion. He wants to be mysterious and cool but you're just trying to decide what color to paint your house AND HE WILL NOT FUCKING ANSWER. also in that regard hes very clingy and finds any slip of the "I am the coolest dude in the world" mask terrifying and grounds that you will divorce him and that is ANNOYING

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Could I ask what date nights are like with the main four?

ooooh i’m in my element here -mod matt

edd

-always comes up with the most extravagant date plans possible

-would love to take you anywhere and everywhere. if an outing could conceivably be called a date then edd has fantasized about it with you

-(spoiler alert: like 90% of the time you wind up just cuddling on the couch anyway)

-not really the type to dress up for dates; might put a clip-on bowtie on his hoodie as a joke

-the chill dates are probably the best just because anything outside of the house and there’s a nonzero chance somebody will wind up in the hospital. honestly this is true of all four of them

matt

-public dates. restaurants, malls, taking you to the fair. he wants to show you off

-(on a more selfish note he wants people to look at him and say “wow, that guy is on a date!”)

-by this logic, he’s the type of guy to always have an arm wrapped around you or his hand in yours while you’re out

-overdresses for dates. like, three piece suit for a casual walk in the park overdressed

-that doesn’t exactly mean he looks… good, though. like he’s THIS close to looking like jon arbuckle in all those garfield strips where he wears the tacky clashing patterns for dates

tom

-sitting in his room together while he tunes susan and you play on your phone is a date right

-he really does prefer chill dates. like, throwing on a movie and then not paying any attention to it in favor of talking to you but still calling it a movie date

-he likes the idea of getting some food delivered during one of these dates but hates the idea of paying for it, but has just enough sense to not ask you to pay for it. so he’s always like *sighhh* i would love to order a takeout right now… *does nothing*

-for dates outside the house, he still prefers things chill and secluded. like, sitting outside together

tord

-in stark contrast to tom, movie dates with tord are a dangerous game because he’s going to pay more attention to the movie than to you. nothing against you i promise

-sort of like matt, tord likes showing you off on public dates, but for him it’s more about being possessive of you

-i promise i’m going to make points about tord that aren’t relative to the other guys points

-ykw i think the 2016 era boyfriend quizzes are right about this tord would take you on a date to a gun store or a shooting range. he genuinely thinks it’s romantic and if you’re confused he doesn’t notice

-“don’t worry babe i’ll cover it *opens wallet* ….next time i mean” doesnt have the heart to make you pay so he just books it. you’re banned from like four different restaurants for dining and dashing at this point

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as much as i love the guys i don’t think any of them would be particularly functional partners realistically speaking. i think if you don’t tell matt you love him every hour he starts crying

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I feel like you’d at least lose both Matt and Tord on holidays once lol.

Anyway! Anon is back for another round of platonics! (Platonic) How about going to a bar with Tom and Tord!

(I may start signing off as an anon if that’s alright? Example: - 💫 Anon)

HELLO! you can have your little star it's cute. Anyhow here are your headcanons love and light

>Rationally tom knows he ought not to drive. Tord, however, prefers the luxury of being chaffuered around. So id assume youd be something of a designated driver, but it's not like edd is gonna test your breath when you get home, so……..

>Tom insists on one specific bar I'd think. Hes like come on it's perfect it's classy it's great and (left unspoken: the bartender doesnt care enough to cut him off).

>Tord on the other hand would be more experimental. He'd rather go to different places each time you go out and hate each one than go to the same place and love it.

>Despite tords drive to do things that are new, he sucks balls at it. He's like ooh what if we go to a club!???!?? and drags you and tom in and then he wedges into the corner. He takes you guys to a fancy bar and stutters as he orders something extravagant. And when tom laughs at him cruelly tord just orders a sangria

>Likewise despite tom wanting to dwell in the familiar he thrives a bit in the new. He makes some buddies and abandons you guys, or sweet talks his way into a discount. He impresses people with his "alcohol into the eye socket" party trick. Meanwhile he leaves you to eat nachos in the back with tord…I mean, at least you don't have to pay for the nachos because the chef offered them 2 tom on the house.

>I don't think either of them would honestly be the type to sit at the bar no matter what place you go. I think a table is much more likely. So if tom isnt off with someone else he's chilling in the back corner.

>Am i allowed to use my headcanon thats only funny to me here. I think tom is often swarmed by girls who sense he's a bassist and want him badly because of it but he has erectile dysfunction and is so depressed about it he sits with his head in his hands sobbing rejecting them one by one. But girls keep coming up to him and propositioning. He's like smithers getting twerked on by girls and screaming in terror but hes sobbing and they're just trying to talk to a guy they think is cute

>I'd assume tom takes more to get drunk than your average person after drinking pretty often for a while. I'd also imagine tord is a fairly heavy drinker but unlike tom he's a completely rational drunk. Part of this is i think he considers himself in total control of his body and refuses to drop a completely masterful façade. I also think hes just like, nah i dont want to be THAT drunk it's essentially quality over quantity whereas for tom it's the opposite.

>Truly? I think tom would make fun of whatever you order. Even if it was the same thing he got.

>Tord pays the tab. He's keeping the advantage here: something to hold over you for later!

>SHIT! tord just lit the curtain on fire. As you're fleeing you ask if he did it on purpose; "maybe," he says.

>Tord is a mischievous little guy. He planted a bomb in preparation under every bar you might go to. Queen.

>This is toms favorite part of the night especially when he's already drunk. And, to be fair, it is the most enjoyable part, fleeing from super cool explosions. So……….

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Id love to see what u can come up with for Yuu and Yanov x reader :] ur guys' stuff is great thank u for ur service

This is the hardest thing I have ever been asked since they appear like ONCE EVER between both of them but here. Boom.

>I want them to be like bugs bunny and daffy duck because I say so

>Envisioning YANOV SEASON. YUU SEASON

>so I guess they're like rivals then. Hm

>Both of them are condemned to army potato peeling duty forever

>They are on it forever because instead of placing the potatoes back they both start taking bites of them like apples after peeling

>So you get delicious potatoes every night.

>Housewives i suppose

>Hmm hmm imagining these guys in pink aprons just standing at the stove both of them making different potato dishes for you. Like silently not looking at each other and since theyre british or whatever theyre not salting or peppering or anything just both of them stern faced. Yanov has a potato masher and yuu has a thing of just fucking boiled potatoes. And it is all for you you lucky bastard

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putting matt on the plane and he flies away and never comes back. you tell him youre going to go on a trip but really you got him one one way ticket and as the plane flies away tord wraps his arm around you and says “it was for the best y/n. he’ll be at peace”

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AAAA sorry I didn’t specify romantic/platonic on the last ask but you did well mod Tom! You and Mod Matt are amazing btw ❤️ happy pride month to you both!

How aboooout (platonic) holiday abroad with Tord and Matt?

UR SO NICE TYSM happy pride!! i’ll take a stab at this one

-matt is kind of difficult on the plane. he refuses to trade seats with either of you because he follows whats on the ticket like it’s the law. unless one of you has the window seat and he wants it, in which case he is not above any sort of begging and groveling to get it. all else fails he’ll just make puppy eyes at the window seater for the entire flight

-tord, meanwhile, tries to sleep the whole flight, but it’s probably going to amount to him readjusting himself like every three seconds in an attempt to get comfortable

-that being said, it’s fun as hell being in an airport with these two. matt feels extremely at home in airports. he’s only half joking when he says something about the airport BEING the holiday

-tord is utterly hypnotized by the baggage carousel. he stands there rigidly with his hands behind his back watching all the suitcases spin by. he doesn’t even try to grab his own luggage, you have to do it for him, because he’s so content to just watch. which may be a good thing because there’s a nonzero chance hes going to see matt on the baggage carousel

-tord tries to be the responsible one, he really does, but he’s not amazing at it. he’ll ask you and matt to flash him your passports every so often just to make sure you haven’t lost them, and then immediately realize he doesn’t know where his own is

-you’d expect matt to be the type to take selfies with every landmark or mildly interesting thing he sees. and you’d be right. lots of cute group photos but like double that of matt solo selfies

-(matt’s phone consistently dies like halfway through the day. you try to figure out whats eating his battery and eventually realize it’s that he just stares at his own selfies marveling at how he is a guy on a holiday taking normal person photos)

-you constantly have to round these two up to make sure everyone is in one place or at the very least everyone’s whereabouts are known. tord is really bad at, uh, coming with you, when you walk somewhere, and you’re THIS close to getting matt one of those backpacks with a lead

-matt is constantly chatting up locals — not even in a flirty way, he just wants them to think it’s cool that he’s from somewhere else. put him outside the uk and suddenly he feels like the specialest little guy for being british

-does tord have an itinerary? yes, of course. does he share it with you? not… always? pretty much every morning of the trip you get up to find hes already awake, nibbling breakfast he apparently made and eyeing a map trying to plot out the day’s game plan. he’ll answer if you ask, but he wouldn’t explain unprompted

-matt cries when it’s time to go home and tord is wildly oscillating between trying to comfort him and biting back laughter at how absurd it is for matt to be in tears over this

-upon getting home tord casually mentions crimes he probably committed and that interpol may or may not be on his ass

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Paul hcs? (Platonic)

Pol

>i think the way he like expresses care and interest in hanging out with you is by forcing you to go places he goes as well. And idk just fucking stand there. He’s boring as hell

>he won’t go to your place or invite you to his or walk somewhere with you. It has to be like you call each other, agree to meet at a cafe or something, and hang out. I’d imagine seeing him not being backlit by red robin’s lighting would be very foreign.

>that being said if there is any danger perceived or real he will throw you under the bus with no second thought i genuinely believe this. In fact if he was given the opportunity he would hit you with a car, and deliberately gets into dangerous situations only to go oh shit and throw you in the path of it

>despite this you are expected to “excuse me he asked for no pickles” on his behalf.

>he’s the type to go HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM

>it’s not all bad i think he’d also pay for whatever outing he wants you to go on. Idk why.

>he walks around ashing his cigar on shit. This is partially why your list of places you can just sit staring blankly with him is very limited. Even places that allow smoking dont want him

>”why does he wear the army outfit everywhere” hes trying to get a veterans discount without actually serving. Despite paying for everything and expecting you to not even impart your own money hes like “i need to get every possible discount on everything.”

>i think he’s homophobic. Ooh but he likes musicals. i would assume he would expect you to share this musical opinion.

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How about Tom and Matt slumber party hcs?

Hello I feel like these Imagines I constructed are kind of boring but mod matt reviewed them positively. Anyhow respectfully anon i feel like these are incomplete but i think if you want more it would be best to specify platonicism or romanticism and so on because we were a little unsure of what to do BUT I LIKE MAKIJG THEM THANK U FOR THE REQUEST

>matt insists on calling it a slumber party (what it is) despite you all being grown adults. He is simply honest with himself. Tom calls it that faux-ironically (pretending he thinks it’s funny but actually he thinks its kind of cute and it makes him happy but he exclusively says “slumber party” in a derogatory manner. Tsundere for sleepover)

>it’s only a “slumber party” because edd shooed your gay asses out of the living room (hes busy. he has things to do, re: sleep on the couch). Otherwise it would be “regular guys hanging out normally” or so tom insists

>torn. A slumber party in toms room would be greatly entertaining (partially due to the access to tords laboratory) but i really doubt he’d even let you in his room like ever. But he would NOT want to stay in matt’s room for any long period. Matt’s room would also be entertaining, and he’d likely spend at least 90% of the time mostly unprompted explaining where he got shit. HOWEVER the flooring of his room is very thin and probably incapable of holding all 3 of you plus all the shit he has. Also the temptation to go thru his stuff would be WAYYY too overpowering. And if you suggested touching or doing something he didnt want to do he’d immediately be like you are nothing to me. You are nothing to me

>so i guess you’re staying in matt’s room.

>the only place to sit besides the floor is on his bed. So you’re all essentially on top of each other or on the floor.

>natural environment for a matt. Gossip. Talking about himself. Acquiring information about other people and himself. He flourishes. He has shit to show you and it is time to do so.

>he’ll be like hmmm… Oop you don’t want to hear about this and then pique your interest and youre like dude. Seriously

>legally youre not allowed to fall asleep or tom will draw dicks on your face. Even if you fall asleep at 6 am, even if he’s already asleep, he will set an alarm for himself to draw dicks on your face. He might follow you back to your place and draw dicks on your face while you sleep there if you try to flee. You must be vigilant. Do not let him draw dicks on your face, whatever it takes.

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Question: are we allowed to request imagines for the Red Army dudes too (Patryck, Paul, Yuu, etc)

hiii sorry for the late response! personally i’m not sure if i’d feel confident enough in writing them but mod tom says it might be fun to try :)

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Jokes on you all tom chewing on hair is just projecting. What if you were autistic and gross and you needed to chew on things or die. Anyway ive wanted to write eddsworld fanfiction for so long and had no ideas and now i have like, free prompts. Ftw (for the win)

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hi there!!!!! movie night with the main four would be cool :D

Hello it's my turn a lot of these sound negative but i genuinely think chilling with these guys watching garbage would be fun and also idk if these are supposed to be like romantic or not. But i hope they're good

>Snack spit polycule basically I doubt any of these men would care about double dipping except matt who gets really fucking upset and isnt allowed to eat anything unless he stops being a little bitch about it. Edd actively likes it because he feels like he's consuming a part of them forever but he's fucking weird. Tom thinks it's funny if you're grossed out but tord is literally true neutral on the matter. Anyway if you want to eat anything you have to be fully up for this.

>Tord eats 1 pack of sour patch kids per movie (max he's allowed). He likes sour and bitter stuff. But if he's allowed to truly enjoy himself he gets too powerful

>*Crunch sound effect* *crunch sound effect* *you look over your shoulder* *it's tom* *he's chewing on your hair*

>if it's not INSANE ZOMBIE PIRATES FROM HELL it'll take 6 hours to decide on a single movie. So you're looking at like, a movie week probably

>So yeah you better be ok with grown men licking their fingers and sticking their hands in a communal bowl or youll starve to death

>Speaking of which Edd owns cute bowls specifically for this kind of thing. Like party trays and shit but they're not fucking hosting parties. Anyway matt always tries to use em but everyone complains about how he didn't fill it with what they specifically happened to want in that moment until finally matt flips the tray and storms off.

>If one doesnt like the film choice he will be talking very loudly over it for the majority of it. Or if he really likes it. They're all like this (autistic, also bitchy)

>Tord in particular. He doesnt talk much until he's not supposed to. #girl

>Toms more on the bitchy side. Regardless of his opinions on it he'll also riff on the movie

>Matt bitches occasionally but also doesnt shut up when it's a movie he likes.

>Edd riffs w tom half the time and the other half he's listening to tord nitpick plot holes obediently and responding with "it's gay af to care about a plot hole…what are you so interested in hole for?"

>It's all quite…how do you say…annoying?

>You sure you want to go when they invite u?

>Okay…

>Tord WILL try to deceive you into watching gore or softcore porn. Or hardcore porn he's not against that. He thinks it's funny when everyone storms off in disgust.

>Tom will goad you into watching morbius. That or he'll put on old indie horror and claim it's the best ever or experimental surrealist artsy fartsy stuff. Where'd he even get that tape? When you ask he says it was made by a couple who lived at the end of the street for three years and gave it to him immediately before the birth of their first child. A year later, they abandoned the house, which is still empty (he breaks into it sometimes to hear the family's voices carry thru the air in there). He doesnt know where it was filmed, and when you watch, it doesn't quite look of this earth. Oh, this one he got at a garage sale he happened to spot in atlantis–

>matt likes documentary movies but no one watches those on movie night. So he says he'll watch whatever…but really he'll reject most of the things anyone else suggests. Also if you put on a franchise he'll want to watch the whole thing in one sitting regardless of how many movies there are unless he doesn't, in which case if you try to put on more than two seconds of a sequel he will kill you.

>edd is passive aggressive about the whole thing. He wants you to KNOW what he wants to watch, even when he doesn't. Also when what he wants to watch is the goofy movie.

>The room is EXTREMELY warm. Tanktop and shorts warm. Air conditioner in the middle of winter warm.

>Idk if this is a romantic request but if you offer or request buttered popcorn you will not be in that relationship when the night is over

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im nor/mal

btw i (mod matt) would wed any of the main 4 and i’m also coming to terms with eduardo. which was prompted by something mod tom wrote

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btw i (mod matt) would wed any of the main 4 and i’m also coming to terms with eduardo. which was prompted by something mod tom wrote

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What if...the main 4 boys holded you,

Maybe like just a couple headcanons for each pretty please :>

mod tom dms me "what the.... ask" and i reply "I LIKE THIS ASK" and immediately hop to writing

edd

-big fan of casual physical touch. sitting on the couch together? he wraps an arm around you and pulls you close. backseat in the car together? one of you is gonna fall asleep with your head on the other's shoulder. of course he holds your hand whenever he gets the chance; why wouldn't he?

-he likes sitting behind you with his arms wrapped around you and his chin resting on your shoulder. it's extremely cozy. put your hands on his or play with his hair and he'll just melt

matt

-holds onto you tight. like, literally. you might have to ask him to loosen up before he breaks something

-matt is a very chatty cuddler. he loves nothing more than holding you close and babbling to you about his day. that's not to say he doesn't like hearing you talk too though -- if you pipe up, he'll listen to every word with hearts in his eyes

tom

-if he feels like he needs physical touch, he'll just silently lean against you or plop himself in your lap. he's like a cat i swear to god

-he loves sleepy cuddles. if you share a bed, don't be surprised if he wraps his arms around you and then immediately falls asleep with his forehead nestled in the crook of your neck. asleep tom has a pretty solid grip too, good luck getting up in the middle of the night if you need water or something

-mod tom input: Tom is naturally the beheld. If you close your eyes for one millisecond you will have suddenly swapped places and he will be smiling at you emotionlessly with his teeth fully bared gums showing

tord

-extremely physically clingy and actively denies it. he'll come up from behind and wrap you in a bone-crushing hug that lasts like fifteen seconds and then pretend nothing happened once he lets go.

-when he's not having a complex about it, he goes out of his way to almost always be making some sort of physical contact with you. always sits close enough that your shoulders are brushing. holding hands under the table. keeps an arm wrapped around you or just a hand on the small of your back

-mod tom input: Tord holds onto you with like straight up clenched fists and his nails are super blunt so it hurts like a motherfucker. He has a death grip and pal he wants you dead