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This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

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Hit me with your best

car

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Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.

-Ron Weasley (via hogwartsfansite)

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2016 so far…

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What if every god from every religion is real but they’re controlling all of us and playing a huge game of Risk

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terribly tiny tales more like tiny terrible tales

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The Oddkids

by reddit user StealMyPants

One summer, when I was a boy, my parents sent me to stay with my grandparents for the break. Raised in the pacific northwest, a small town in eastern Mississippi might as well have been an entirely different country for all I was concerned. 

The instant we got out of the airport I was struck with the oppressive humidity, and I became convinced right then and there that my parents downright despised me.

Keep reading

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i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

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People who chew with their mouths open have literally no idea that there are people who daydream about brutally murdering them whenever they eat in public.

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The (fictional) Book : Five Centuries of Verse

The Movie : Dead Poets Society

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May 19th 2012

The last time My Chemical Romance played a show together as a band.

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The person directly in front of you is also the person that is the farthest behind you.

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In an Internet argument, you are either right or you’ve gone to bed.

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YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE <3

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The manager told us we had to create the moment to tell our grandchildren and make this a special night here for the fans.

Origi tells what Klopp told them at HT (via kopzone)