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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣
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the honeymoon phase dying is a lie straight people started to console each other over never finding partners who actually like them.
#quite literally#been w my husband for just ab 2 years known him for like#known him for like 6#and i still get giddy and happy when i realize we r together#bc holyshit dude theres a Guy.!!!!!#so yeah prev tags wholeheartedly agree
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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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all of my problems would be solved if i wasnot human. and im sure of this
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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on
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reminder that if you ever buy wool yarn secondhand you should put it in a plastic bag in the freezer for a week, let it thaw 24 hours, then refreeze another week. this makes sure that if there are any moths or pests they are killed by the first freeze, and the remaining eggs are lured to hatch by the thawing and then killed with the second freeze. until this process is complete you must keep the yarn isolated from your existing stash or you risk any infestation spreading. i buy a lot of wool yarn from thrift and antique shops and always do this and have never had a problem with moths or other bugs. if you buy wool sweaters or other wool things secondhand you should also do this just to be safe
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