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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you

Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.

A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.

It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don’t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.

A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.

Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff

You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.

If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.

You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.

To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.

Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.

Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for

University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.

To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.

If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom

Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.

Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years

If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut

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Witnessed a trauma nurse almost throw hands with a rude old bitch of a woman in our frozen food aisle today. The nurse was looking at our selection of frozen breakfast sandwiches when the old bitch walked by and said loudly to her husband "look at all these sandwiches for people who are too LAZY to cook breakfast for their kids." She quite literally screamed the word lazy as ahe walked by the younger woman. The trauma nurse whipped around and called back "I'm a trauma nurse at local major hospital. I work 12 to 18 hour days most days. I WISH I had time to cook breakfast for myself, it must be nice." The old woman just stammered something unintelligible and hobbled off.

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hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

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Pokemon's greatest rival EVER ‼️‼️‼️

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when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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Fourteen and his sonic shields (again) 😌

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Trying to spend as little time in the dairy cooler so I don't die once I step out of the market.

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Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Tony Leondis

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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A recently fired associate is trying to sue the store for wrongful termination. He was fired for drinking on the job.

His arguments: he was only doing it while on his break (our breaks are paid), management doesn't have video evidence of him drinking on break because the breakroom doesn't have cameras. And there were no clear guidelines about what can and cannot be consumed while on break.