I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace
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In this coming election season it is more important than ever to press ZL to turn into a squid
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yuri-ween is upon us
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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💙💙💙💙💙
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MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
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you are the weakest twink goodbye
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we’re drinkin WATER TONIGHT BABEY
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All G3 Draculaura Dolls 💖
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loving the sports realness phil is serving in his new titfits
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do not give me the aux . I will make the vibe confusing at best
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All four of my connecting Monster High comic covers for IDW have been released in solicits. 💀💖 I can finally post the full piece all together!
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i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die
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shes iconic. she is everything
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