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my understanding of juriangate is that he is being cancelled for saying evil things while pretending to be evil. and you know what? your terms are acceptable. we should all hate characters for what they did while pretending to be evil and act like it’s a reflection of who they truly are. in totally unrelated news i have something to say about rhysand.

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boe nicknames

lucien: lu

jurian: jay or jj

vassa: vee (jurian calls her birdie, cause hes an asshole)

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Lucien: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Vassa: *turning to Jurian* How tall are you?

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or or or the manor was where graysen and elain were supposed to live when they got married and the couch bought for/picked by elain - when she became fae graysen wanted to be rid of the house and everything in it

why do the band of exiles have a bright pink couch in their house and why do i just know jurian was the one who bought it.he got it as a joke to piss lucien off and they never got the chance to return it, now they’re all too attached to it and can’t bring themselves to replace it.like yeah it’s the most atrocious couch you’ll ever see but it’s their couch 🤷.

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Future ACOTAR predictions/headcanons

The possible betrayal in the next book will happen in the night court, from one of the twins (my money's on Cerridwen), if not both - they are spies and live in the heart of the court. This will leave Elain heartbroken and without her little circle of friends, she'll realise she doesn't really belong in the NC. This leads to her wanting to go back to the human realm. The only people she really knows there are the BOE, cue Elucien romance.

Eris: I have a theory that he raised his brothers (atleast the five in the middle). Beron hates their mother and knows she would have loved to raise her own babies. The moment they were weaned, Beron probably took them and threw them at Eris. Beron wasn't gonna raise any kids and he didn't trust a nanny to take care of his heirs, so Eris would have to do. Imagine Eris managing districts with a toddler on his lap. Also, the alliance between Eris and the NC will be revealed and Eris will have to flee with his dogs. In this book there will be a pivotal moment between Eris and Lucien, where much of Eris' true character will be revealed.

Mor and Azriel will finally have the talk and Azriel will get closer to Gwyn

Lucien already knows he isn't Berons son (he's not stupid) and maybe even knows about Helion, alternatively he will learn

Vassa returns to the lake and Lucien and Jurian are crushed

Speaking of Jurian, he finally gets the chance to apologise to Miryam. Generally just more Jurian, please.

Big battle

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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absolutely obsessed with exilarch x ragpicker king

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Malcolm idealizing Annabel as a concept instead of a person so heavily after her death because while she was alive she was the only one who saw him as a person instead of a thing?

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so the point of playtime co is “sure we’ll prevent your sick/injured children from dying, just don’t ask us how we got here”?

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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desperately want an acofas but just about vassa, lucien and jurian at the lake

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i would dance with you but i've got this really big ipad... yeah... you know how it goes yeah...

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Malec Week snippet!

From…..LOST BOOK OF THE WHITE. Really. We’re jumping ahead for fun. Our boys steal some time alone with the baby in the next room….

Now Magnus watched Alec walk toward their bed, safe and home and well-beloved, and he felt the last of the tension slip from his body. He could sleep again, he thought. It had been a while since they slept in their bed together, at the same time. Too long. He rolled his shoulders, sighing, and Alec’s eyes followed the movement.

“I’m not tired,” claimed Alec, clearly lying. “Are you tired? Or would you want to—stay awake?”

Oh. It had been a while for a few things.

Too long.

Magnus leaned in across the bed and lied, his voice soft and delighted: “I’m not tired.”

Alec was already leaning in to him, his lean warrior’s body stretched out on the bed and curving toward Magnus. They met halfway, the kiss moonlight soft at first. Magnus was smiling. Alec’s warm mouth curved, after a moment, into an answering smile. Moonlight changed to starlight, a feeling like points of brightness coming to shining life all through Magnus’s body.

Magnus separated reluctantly from Alec to help Alec slide off his worn T-shirt. Magnus dropped the T-shirt by the side of the bed, and began to draw his own rings from his fingers.

“Hey,” Alec murmured, eyes shining in the low light, voice husky. “Leave them on.”

It had been much too long.

“All right,” Magnus whispered back. “Anything you want.”

“Anything?” said Alec.

Magnus reached out and stroked the angelic rune traced against of Alec’s throat, and felt Alec swallow under the light pressure of Magnus’s fingers and the metal of his rings. Then Magnus clasped the nape of Alec’s neck and drew him in for another kiss. His free hand glided up the arch of Alec’s back, rings stuttering along his spine. His palm slid up to his shoulderblades, mapping the well-known and always wonderful stretch of soft skin and scars.

Alec broke the kiss with a gasp, and leaned his head down on Magnus’s shoulder, tucking his face into Magnus’s neck for a moment. He slid the robe off Magnus’s shoulders, and as the silk slid away he kissed the bared brown skin. The press of his mouth was tender as well as passionate, every move of Alec’s always so utterly sincere.

“Anything,” said Magnus, and meant it with all his heart. “What do you want?”

“Everything,” Alec mumbled. “You.”

“ ‘Everything’ and ‘me’ are not the same thing,” Magnus murmured.

“They are to me,” said Alec.

He kissed him again, kissed away the startled look Magnus knew he was wearing, still caught off guard by Alec Lightwood, still wondering if this could possibly be for him. This kiss went as deep as the first one tonight had been soft, and as they kissed Alec tumbled back on the silk pillows and pulled Magnus down against him.

Magnus nuzzled the rune on the side of Alec’s neck, then kissed the hollow at the base of his throat, and felt the shiver run through Alec’s body beneath him.

Then a scream broke the air.

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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO RIGHT AND YET SO DEVASTATINGLY WRONG AT THE SAME TIME

so we agree this is lestat comforting a grieving louis right?

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LOUIS MIGHT NOT BLAME LESTAT BUT I DO!!

HE STOOD BY AND LET HIS ONLY CHILD BE SLAUGHTERED

LIKE A SLUG YOU POUR SALT ON, SO IT WONT EAT YOUR CABBAGES

HE HEARD THE LOVE!! OF HIS LIFE!!!! SCREAMING OUT HER NAME

AND HE

DID

NOTHING

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i need season 3 for one reason and one reason only. jacob anderson as louis through the eyes of lestat

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real rashid being a spy for talamasca is cool and all, but if he pulls an armand and turns out to be another powerful vampire PRETENDING to be a talamasca spy who is pretending to be a servant, im gonna lose it