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Alfred, after having dealt with the last 20+ years of Bruce nonsense: I didn’t either, sir.

I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

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I want to be that character in a cartoon show that shows up in a really nice dress to a formal event and everyone’s just like “THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A SUIT‼️‼️‼️”

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When perusing Crosshair fan art I like to grade each pieces with the scale “How much of a Lesbian does Crosshair look like?” Full on butch lesbian earns the work a 10/10- straight cis-white man who’s from A&M 0/10

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The “ ‘I get it you’re all without fathers-‘ ‘I’m not. Fuckin love my dad-‘“ meme, but instead of showing pictures of my dad it cuts to all of my male history teachers-

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Time to go see my bae thing in his baddie era!! (It’s the most depressive, psychotic, suicidal era of his life)

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Whenever I accidentally save something Loki related to my Good Omen’s Pinterest board (or vice versa) I will, out loud, say “Wrong Genderfluid snake zawg” before editing the pin.

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Disney did not make Loki canonically bi to make him end up with a gender bent version of himself he has absolutely no chemistry with and if that is how they end this story I will commit war crimes.

Edit: I don’t care if a bi person ends up with someone of the opposite gender. It doesn’t stop them from being bi. All I want is for sylki to not happen because the characters have no chemistry and if Sylvie was a male variant it wouldn’t even be a question if they would end up together because they wouldn’t. I’d like lokius to happen, but I care more that sylki doesn’t happen because the idea of building up these characters only to have them in a relationship with themselves is a waste. I don’t think that’s biphobia(?) because I think these characters deserve better than a sylki ending.

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Wait a minute-

One of the cut flashbacks/minisode was supposed to be Aziraphale and Crowley in the Golden Age of Piracy right? Well if you recall from season 2 episode 1 Aziraphale says “I did the I was wrong dance in: 1650, 1793, and 1941.”

Guess what took place in the 1650’s

That’s right- folks, Aziraphale did something dumb during the Golden Age of Piracy which was why he had to the apology dance. :3

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Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3. Manifesting Fem!Asiraphale in Season 3.

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Crowley and Aziraphale are real people- I can’t explain it but they are. There’s no way in hell that your ever gonna get such real ass mfers down like that if you haven’t met em’-

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Crowley: Hey I think-

Aziraphale: Hold that thought for a second dearest <3

Crowley:

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I’m sorry but am I the only one in the Good Omens fandom that actually wants more angst? I’ve been trying to hunt down some truly gut-wrenching heartbreaking shit to read on AO3 but everything is just fluff and cute South downs stuff??? Like at this point I’m just gonna have to keep rewatching the last ten minutes of season 2 💀💀💀💀💀

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I love whenever a really obvious Crowley scene comes on in the soundtrack because all of a sudden there’s a lot fucking electric guitars goin BWAAWAAWAA BWAAWAAWAA and I think it’s great

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It is my, professional opinion, that Freddie Mercury wrote Don’t Try Suicide, because Crowley was really roughin it in the decades after Aziraphale told him “You go to fast for me, Crowley” and handed him a means to his own death. And Freddie was all like “Nah Man, don’t try that shit-“

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Broke: Using he/him pronouns for Aziraphale and Crowley, calling them ineffable husbands

Woke: spinning a flaming wheel with all types of pronouns everytime you need to address Crowley or Aziraphale, calling them ineffable spouses

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Me minding my own dam business, watching Asokha: Wow that was interesting- I’m not sure I like what the did with Sabine’s character but- *watches credits* DAVID TENNANT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Hot Take: Crowley invented different social media platforms and several very impactful trends on them whilst he was actively reporting to Hell

Cold Take: Crowley invented mlm East Asian web novels but then got wayyyy to invested when people started taking it seriously (his favorite being Heaven’s Official Blessing)