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reporter: congressman barnes, any comment on the allegations that you're homophobic?

bucky: excuse me?

sam, in full cap gear with an arm around bucky's waist as he studies their wedding rings: sounds like bullshit, don't you think, buck?

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Bob, on the phone: Guys, where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

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they really all said fuck this shit I'm out

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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Bucky: Fuck's sake.

Bucky:

Bucky: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Ava: Oh my god.

Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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"Bob..." Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes // Thunderbolts* 2025

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just imagine bob getting kidnapped

Kidnapper, on the phone: I've kidnapped Bob. Bail will be €10000-".

Bucky: Oh no. DON'T HURT HIM. DO YOU HEAR ME??

Kidnapper: I won't hurt Bob if you pay the-

Bucky: Shut the fuck up BOB CAN YOU HEAR ME???? DO NOT HURT HIM!

Kidnapper, now sweating: what

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thunderbolts* thursday wip

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thunderbolts* thursday: scene redraw

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Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

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Hi is this anything

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i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

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“no, roy doesn’t like me like that.” jamie insists while the team is at the bar. “roy hates me still. love ain’t on the table.”

everyone shares a glance, unable to really believe that.

isaac watched as jamie wordlessly walked over to where roy was eating lunch and handed over his clementines. roy peeled them without breaking conversation with beard and nate, going so far as to peel the little white bits off too before handing the clementine back. everyday jamie does that, and everyday roy peels them without complaint. if that’s not love, isaac doesn’t know what is.

sam overheard as jamie talked for several minutes about something so random and inconsequential to their daily lives, but roy listened. he didn’t say a word, didn’t interrupt other than to add a little tidbit of his own to the story. there was a small smile on the corner of his lips and his eyes were bright. it didn’t matter how boring the topic was, roy wanted to hear it. if that’s not love, sam doesn’t know what is.

the whole team witnessed roy coming into the locker room before training and saw jamie wasn’t there. they all watched as roy began to pace around his office, head down and not speaking to anyone. that is, until jamie came strolling into the locker room a minute before training started, drinks in his hand; one for him and one for roy. jamie knows roy’s coffee order by heart. if that’s not love, the team doesn’t know what is.

keeley pointed out that whenever roy says something that causes the team to laugh, he always looks at jamie to see if he’s laughing. if jamie’s not, roy adds to the joke until he does. if that’s not love, she doesn’t know what is.

“and,” jan says pointedly. “the two of you were kissing in the boot room yesterday.”

“yeah, out of hate!” jamie defends even when everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.

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ROY & JAMIE + ao3tags (1/?)

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Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)

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