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The layers

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problems with star trek into darkness: strayed too far from the original message of the franchise. made starfleet into a military operation instead of an exploratory organization. whitewashed khan. many characters acted too out of character and too morally grey. was misogynistic in how they treated carol marcus especially. spent too much time on action sequences. 

problems with star trek beyond: where the FUCK was kirk’s captain’s shirt?? i mean, they specifically showed a scene displaying kirk’s closet. i saw no green. where is it? does he not have it in this universe? i find that hard to believe. it featured far too heavily in TOS for them not to at least drop a reference to it. i mean, come on. Unleash The Shirt 2k16

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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

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The very fact that every TOS reboot is afraid to depict the closeness between Kirk and Spock in the same way it was depicted originally is a devastating reinforcement of how gay that shit was

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when you click "next chapter" and immediately get error 503

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Something about lower decks letting their women characters be loud and funny and emotionally complex and flawed and all very distinct from each other in personality and appearance... it's good and you should watch it

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With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

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I love Spock so much. I’m constantly thinking about “‘Vulcan’s do not lie,’ Spock lied,” and “one of my ancestors married a human” (his DAD he’s talking about his DAD marrying his MOM, king shit)

He never leaves my head I am rotating him like a rotisserie chicken in the microwave. I love him.

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Who Mourns for Adonais? STAR TREK (1966–1969)

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Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020-)

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✮⋆˙✰ Save a horse, ride a cowboy ✰⋆˙✮

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So here's t'hy'la, a word that has never been referenced before, and there's no reason I am required to state this in the book I am writing but it's a word Spock thinks of Jim as, and, this word MAY mean lover, and it doesn't have to mean lover, but it MAY, and I don't HAVE to say that it MAY mean lover, this is something that has never been established before, this is entirely optional, I am choosing to do this as the author of a book about a movie, I am choosing to make up a word for Spock to think of Jim as and give this word the possible connotation of lover

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So I'm writing about things now as if I am an editor talking to an actual person, instead of the author of a book who is relating what a fictional character would be saying (and again, I am choosing to write this here and I am absolutely not obligated to do this because of having to refer to some earlier established canon et cetera and also I am literally the creator of Star Trek as well as the author of this book); so, anyway, Jim Kirk says he's aware at least by the time of this "interview" of the existence of rumors of him and Spock being lovers, and all he says is that apparently Spock raises an eyebrow when he encounters these rumors, and that Spock raising an eyebrow may mean a number of things including annoyance, but, his "answer" does not address whether or not the rumors are true, merely that Spock raises his eyebrow when encountering these rumors, and, it also does not establish what the raising of the eyebrow means in this context (just it's possible it may mean he is annoyed, and, if he is annoyed, it does not state why he is annoyed; reasons could include being annoyed about having one's privacy being invaded with a question like that)

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So yeah, writing as if Jim Kirk is an actual person I'm interviewing; Kirk has "no moral or other objections to physical love in any of its many earthly, alien and mixed forms" (and not having "other objections" leaves it open to the possibility that he is referring to his sexual proclivities and that this means he would be not disinclined to "physical love" with those of "many earthly, alien and mixed forms" and this is said in the context of Spock being "earthly" [human mother], alien [Vulcan father], as well as mixed [human/Vulcan]); then, for some reason "Jim Kirk" also finds it necessary to say that he has "found [his] best gratification in that creature woman" which implies he's attempted to seek gratification with creatures other than women (because how else would he have a reference by which to compare in order to make such a statement?) and not only does this statement not answer whether or not he and Spock are (or have been) lovers, but it actually makes it possible for him and Spock to be or have been lovers, because if he's had comparative experiences with CREECHURZ creatures other than women, this could theoretically include Spock, who is a creature other than a woman; so, yeah, anyway, Spock thinks of Jim with a word that can mean 'lover' and Kirk's said he's sought 'gratification' with those who are not women, and neither character actually answers "yes" or "no" to whether they are lovers, and there is no reason I had to include any of this in the book, but I did

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Leonard Nimoy losing his Spock cool on set of The Voyage Home

omg put them side by side and it’s like Leonard’s cracking Spock up. I can’t take it

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disregarding the fact that mccoy actually lived to be over 130 in the canon, tos establishes that the life expectancy of humans in that period was 80-90 years. mccoy is 39 when the show starts, meaning he has lived to about literal middle age, half of his expected lifespan.

when we are first introduced to spock’s parents, sarek (born 2165) is roughly 100 years old. the life expectancy of vulcans is about 200 years, meaning sarek has also lived to his literal middle age.

this means that subjectively, spock is fucking a man his father’s age.

and i think that’s just delightful.

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here's your weekly reminder that Leonard Nimoy was proudly Jewish and put a lot of our culture and philosophy into his character and later on into Vulcan culture and philosophy

if you hate Jews, star trek is not for you.

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I hope every January 29 Brannon Braga hides in his home as we parade the streets praising his monster.

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1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy