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guess who started reading the locked tomb

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we should start giving testosterone to ants

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Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

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men in black eyeliner and nail polish is too played out. wear glitter lip plumping gloss and pumps

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

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Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

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Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

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Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

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this is honestly like THE gif to me. it's probably the rawest representation of catharsis I've ever seen

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

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