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Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

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everyones reblogging those posts like “i vow NOT to reblog any misinformation or fake posts on April 1st!” but i can make no such promises because i am 1) stupid and 2) gullible 

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died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

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idk if this has been done before and I’m not gonna check because I’m lazy. So here’s something stupid ft. my favorite idiots and multi shipping

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What are they

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I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

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Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

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Lil I Work There

Lil My Ex Died 😬

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i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

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all of these have the same energy

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Beethoven — Fur Chiken

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i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year